If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when I’m all coked out and then just when I need ‘em, I can’t find my knee pads! Well thank goodness for Lindsay Lohan, because she has finally invented pants with the knee pads built right in!
Lilo got some good head…shots and picked a couple of models to wear her new line of completely ridiculous leggings on Saturday, and although the girls can say that they’ve gotten some good exposure from this, they did wear the tights/pants for free, thus they are total suckas.
And yes, one pair of Lohan’s digs looks like it has built in knee-pads, which makes them a good, less-permanent alternative to the Tramp Stamp - for all those times when you want to say “I’m really easy” but you just don’t want to open your mouth… yet.
1. I’ve learned that Patrick Duffy must hate his life.
2. I’ve learned that Game Show Network really likes asking questions about types of apples. I can’t find any proof of this to show you, but trust me. Apples are delicious.
AND BEST OF ALL…
3. I’ve learned that there is a Beard Team USA!! Which lead me to find THIS website for the International World Beard & Mustache Championship! From which I’ve learned that Germans take their beard and mustache growing very, very seriously.
What’s the best way to explain Britney Spears’ latest turn at ruining How I Met Your Mother?
You know how it’s really sad when there’s, like, a tired old circus bear that’s pulled out of its cage and paraded around in front of the crowd and then it has to do its little tricks and everything but you can tell it’s all heartless and blah and it’s just doing it ’cause otherwise no one will feed it? Yeah, it’s kinda like that.
Dennis Farina, a.k.a. that guy from “Law & Order,” was arrested today at LAX (the airport here in Los Angeles, not the nightclub out in Las Vegas - I hate that damn nightclub!) Why was he arrested, you ask? Because he tried to get on on airplane with a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic pistol! And I thought he was just happy to see me (wocka, wocka…)
“He was transported to a police station in Van Nuys and is being held on $35,000 bail.Police say Farina, 64, was ‘very apologetic and cooperative’ and told them he had simply forgotten about the weapon.”
Here’s a question: How do you forget you have a gun in your suitcase when you go to the airport?? Don’t you always feel like you’re gonna get caught with a gun in your suitcase when you go to the airport?? Maybe that’s just me…
Do little kids ever make you feel really inferior with their hardcore Guitar Hero skills, while you barely just figured out how to put a song on your MySpace page?
Well, now you can feel really inferior about your REAL guitar skills, because 8 year-old (EIGHT year-old!) Yuto Miyazowa just rocked your face off (and seriously, you just click “Add”):
Mariah Carey AND Fergie have both bailed out of their performances at the Divas in Dubai concert - and only a week before the show!
Here’s the official press release from showbizme.com:
Divas in Dubai Update
Dubai, May 8, 2008 – Midas Promotions along with Blue Giraffe Entertainment and On Golden Pond Pictures regret to announce the “Divas in Dubai” concert event is being rescheduled to a later date in the Fall 2008.
“Mariah and Fergie are disappointed that they won’t be able to perform,” commented a Producer for the first time ever, back to back event. “They had scheduled this one special event in their calendars and were looking forward to performing for the Dubai fans.”
Mel Tyler, of Midas Promotions, stated that “the extremely compressed time frame along with unforeseen logistical complications compelled us to move the event later in the year to ensure a show commensurate with the level of success of these world class Artists and the people of Dubai.”
For customers who have already purchased, the ticket value will be refunded to your credit card within 10-21 working days.
Regards
The Showbiz Team
Okay, I wouldn’t want to go to Dubai either, but a week before the concert?? This better not get taken out on me and my Honda…
Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bunchen and American supermodel NFL star Tom Brady were THE couple at last night’s Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute Gala.
Wow, so you’ve got David Beckham and Tom Brady… Football guys - who knew?? They’re gonna take over the world!
Just a thought: Where has Paris been lately? Now that she’s all “happy” and “in love” with Benji Madden, P-Hil’s virtually dropped off the gossip radar…
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If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when I’m all coked out and then just when I need ‘em, I can’t find my knee pads! Well thank goodness for Lindsay Lohan, because she has finally invented pants with the knee pads built right in!
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