May 22nd, 2008
How could the American Idol finale have been any better?? Let’s see… George Michael could have blown you out of you socks (in the words of Idol reject Kristi Lee Cook…) But oh wait - he did!
Then, David Archuleta could have been in a Guitar Hero commercial in his undies, which would have […]
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May 20th, 2008
So it’s throngs of little girls stealing their parents cell phones to vote over and over and over again for gushy, asthmatic-sounding, teenage dreamboat/Monchichi look-a-like, David Archuleta (who is very talented, don’t get me wrong), versus rockin’, awesome, mature chanteur, David Cook… not that I’m anything but a completely impartial, unbiased commentator of course…
Archuleta played […]
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April 29th, 2008
We all know and accept the fact that Paula Abdul is daffed a good, say, 100% of the time, right?
Even so, this is a new low - or, I guess a new high…? Let’s enjoy this clip of Paula judging an American Idol contestant on his first song, and his second song…. even though he […]
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April 10th, 2008
Did you all watch “Idol Gives Back” last night? If not, you missed Carrie Underwood singing one of the best songs ever written (seriously - check out the lyrics) George Michael’s “Praying for Time.”
It’s amazing how little money it actually takes to save a life - literally save a a life! See for […]
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April 8th, 2008
American Idol darling, Carrie Underwood just told the world that she and maybe -gaybe ex-boyfriend Chase Crawford broke up mutually… and via text message.
Here’s what we imagine it looked like:
Chase: “K-RY: IT’S OVR. I <3 DUDES.”
Carrie: “RLY??”
Chase: “RLY.”
Carrie: “CAN U NOT TELL PPL THAT PLS??”
Chase: “SRY. 2 L8. I <3 JC CHAZEZ.”
Carrie: “CAN U TELL PPL […]
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March 19th, 2008
What was with the audio and camera work during the “Idol” group-song tonight??
Mics weren’t working, the camera started panning off (and then back to) people during their solos… Oh, and Kelli Pickler: You’re cute and all, but don’t slap the microphone like that!
Come one guys - you’re in the big leagues; Do some sound checks!
PS […]
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March 6th, 2008
Not to sound like a second-grader, but I was watching “American Idol” right now, and Ryan Seacrest just told David “I Like Wagging My Balls In Other Dudes’ Faces” Hernandez to “take a stool.”
Couldn’t he have just said, “Your safe - go sit over there!”??
Silly…
Anyhoo, here’s a bummer clip of Danny Noriega getting the boot… […]
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March 4th, 2008
Wow… Is it just me, or is “American Idol” the juiciest dish in town right now?
First, there was this silliness about boy-bander-turned-rocker, Robbie Carrico, supposedly wearing a wig. I didn’t buy it, but speaking of things that are gay…
David Hernandez spend the last 3 years giving men all-nude lap dances at a bar called Dick’s […]
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February 27th, 2008
Did you see “American Idol” last night? How awesome was little David Archuleta??
Here’s David singing a killer version of “Imagine” below. He’s so dreamy…
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February 21st, 2008
In case you haven’t noticed, StarkedLA (and our entire b5media network) has been having some hardcore technical issues this month - you know, like the site not being here at all sometimes, and on our end, not being able to post our juicy juice every day… It’s been rough for you, we know…
So here’s a short list of […]
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