October 30th, 2007
When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]
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August 10th, 2007
…Or tipping at all for that matter!
So, Scientologist BFF’s, Katie “Married”-to-Tom-Cruise Holmes and Victoria I’m-Really-A-Robot Beckham, had lunch earlier this week at the Mondrian Hotel’s posh restaurant, Asia de Cuba. The bagillionaire buddies wined and dined Scientology-Style (you know how they roll… yeah, I don’t know what that meant…) Anyhoo, Katie picked up the bill, […]
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August 7th, 2007
…Not to be confused with “One Night In Paris.” Very different.
Last night was the Gen Art-sponsored LA premiere of “2 Days In Paris,” Adam Goldberg’s newest flick, co-staring (and brilliantly directed by) “Before Sunrise” beauty Julie Delpy, and StarkedLA was there for all the red-carpet-walking, movie-watching, and after-party-partying goodness!
“2 Days” is a romantic […]
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August 4th, 2007
By now you may have heard about Lindsay Lohan telling Elle magazine that she would never drink and drive - just hours before her first DUI arrest… The rehab-hopping redhead told the mag:
“…[the paparazzi] are looking for me to trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh, Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ …I’m much more responsible […]
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July 24th, 2007
Some people think that there is just way too much attention being paid to this whole Lindsay Lohan debacle. If you’re one such person, we’ve found you the perfect t-shirt, from BustedTees.com:
Wear it with pride, Lindsay-lovers!
For the record, we at StarkedLA do feel bad for Lilo (and especially bad for Britney, while we’re on the […]
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July 19th, 2007
Well, officially arrested - for that little DUI thing back in May. No new arrest to report (…yet). Sorry if I led anyone on…
Anyhoo, Lilo took her slightly larger (thank goodness!) arse into the Beverly Hills Police Department at about 4 PM today. She was booked, held for about an hour, and then released on […]
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July 17th, 2007
I’m sorry, but that’s just not right:
Liza Minnelli just should not be wearing see-through pants. As a matter of fact, I can’t think of a single living person who should be wearing see-through pants (Britney Spears? Are you listening? Take note!).
Liza-with-a-Z attended the “Hairspray” premier a few days ago, and apparently drank-and-dressed. But she […]
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July 11th, 2007
On one hand, it really doesn’t get a whole lot more conceited than this….
On the other hand, who else could wear this shirt? How stupid would anybody else look wearing that? (Which isn’t to say that Paris Hilton doesn’t look stupid wearing the Paris Hilton tank top…)
Maybe she’ll wear it again at her Learning Annex how-to-brand-yourself class.
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July 6th, 2007
Ladies (and cross-dressing gentlemen) get you Manolo’s out: “Sex In The City” is finally making it’s long-awaited leap to the big screen!
That’s right, Starked-Fans, E! News is reporting today that Sarah-Jessica Parker, Kristen Davis, Cynthia Nixon, and yes, even Kim Cattrall (Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha, respectively) have all come to an agreement and signed on […]
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July 6th, 2007
Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria and French-born b-baller Tony Parker tied the knot today in a civil ceremony at the 4th District Town Hall of Paris, France.
A town a hall civil ceremony for a couple of A-List mega-stars? How low-key! How mellow! How refreshing!
….Well, not exactly. Today’s ceremony was just the beginning: Tomorrow, Eva and Tony will have a traditional […]
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