May 27th, 2008
Did ya hear the one about Lindsay Lohan dating Pete Doherty Samantha Ronson? It goes a little something like this.
Well now, a year later, it looks like LiLo (or LezLo as Perez has taken to calling her) has kicked things up a notch with her “special lady friend.” Rumor has it that days after pictures […]
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December 1st, 2007
We saw this picture of Paris Hilton today, and almost threw up in our mouths… Brace yourselves…
Tags: Bad Plastic Surgery, Britney, Britney Spears, Celebrites, Celebs, Paris, Paris Hilton, this_picture, trannieShare This
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November 15th, 2007
Oops, she did it again…
No shock here: Britney ran over another paparazzo’s foot last night. What is kind of a shock though? A) the fact that she’s allowed anywhere near the ultra-classy Beverly Hills Four Seasons, and B) the fact that she’s still allowed to drive in the first place!
First, there was she […]
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October 31st, 2007
Remember how we told you, like, 2 months ago that Jennifer Lopez has a bun in the oven? Well, it’s been the worst-kept secret in town ever since!
For her part, J. Lo’s been mum about the bun, and has kept fans in a nail-biting state of is-she-or-isn’t-she suspense thanks to a seemingly endless supply of […]
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October 30th, 2007
When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]
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October 21st, 2007
A picture is worth a thousand words, so a video is priceless, right?
Here’s some local news coverage of the Malibu Fires from about 3 hours ago. Since this was shot, things appear to have gotten much worse, with the estimation of acres burned now double that which was stated in the video. Scary!
Tags: 90210, bill-murray, […]
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October 21st, 2007
Holy smokes! Some of the most expensive real-estate in all of California (which puts it in the running for most expensive, period) is on fire as we speak (…or type)!
The multi-million-dollar homes of mega-stars like Jennifer Aniston, the Arquette-Cox clan, Tom Hanks, Bill Murray, Mel Brooks, Rob Reiner and Sting - just to mane a […]
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October 7th, 2007
Good grief - or, as my mother would say, “Jesus, Mary and Saint Joseph!”
Pammy has said said “I do” for the third time - well, technically the sixth time, since she had three ridiculous wedding ceremonies with Kid Rock last year - this time marrying Paris Hilton’s ex-videographer, Rick Solomon.
The two wed last night at […]
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October 6th, 2007
That’s right folks - she’s baaaa-aaaack! What? Did you think she was actually gonna, like, stay somewhere without paparazzi or something?? The horror!
No more macaroni crafts and lanyard-making (or whatever it is they do in Utah…) Lindsay Lohan has reportedly checked out of the Cirque Lodge, and is headed back here to her old snorting-grounds, […]
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September 26th, 2007
Awe… That’s a good movie….
There are just too many jokes here: “Rwanda: That’s Hot!” “The Simple Life: West Africa” “Do These Refugees Make Me Look Fat??” “Lock up your small furry, animals, Africa - Paris is coming!” (Got any more gems, readers? Please - do share…)
So, yes, socialiterrific ex-con, Paris Hilton, is going to pull […]
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