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August 10th, 2007

For Scientologists, Tipping-Over IS Better Than Over-Tipping

…Or tipping at all for that matter!
So, Scientologist BFF’s, Katie “Married”-to-Tom-Cruise Holmes and Victoria I’m-Really-A-Robot Beckham, had lunch earlier this week at the Mondrian Hotel’s posh restaurant, Asia de Cuba. The bagillionaire buddies wined and dined Scientology-Style (you know how they roll… yeah, I don’t know what that meant…) Anyhoo, Katie picked up the bill, […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 13 comments

August 7th, 2007

Britney Spears: Hit, Run, Squat

Where would Hollywood be without a glimpse of Britney Spears’ hoo-ha every few days? Since Hell would have clearly frozen over in that case, we’d be in a bad way!
Everyone’s favorite over-exposed (in more ways than one…) pop-redneck did something - gasp! - dumb yesterday: She hit a parked car! Not only that, but after […]

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July 24th, 2007

AP Lohan Video - Just The Facts, Ma’am

Yes, dear readers, we’ve got even more Lindsay Lohan for ya! This time however, you don’t have to take our word for it (we heart Reading Rainbow…) but everyone trusts the Associated Press, right?
Here are some thoughts from a Santa Monica police officer and Hollywood insiders, and a re-cap of all the juicy details that […]

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July 24th, 2007

OK! To Print “Horrible” Britney Pics

Putting journalistic integrity before the concerns of wrecking the trainwreck’s already-rocky career, British-born tabloid, OK! Magazine, will run the pictures from Britney Spears’s “horrible” photo-shoot and interview, which took place Monday.
As StarkedLA told you yesterday, on-set spies leaked disturbing accounts of Brit-Brit looking and acting “out of it” and eventually having a “total meltdown.” We […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 3 comments

July 19th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Arrested!

Well, officially arrested - for that little DUI thing back in May. No new arrest to report (…yet). Sorry if I led anyone on…
Anyhoo, Lilo took her slightly larger (thank goodness!) arse into the Beverly Hills Police Department at about 4 PM today. She was booked, held for about an hour, and then released on […]

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July 17th, 2007

Somebody Put Some Pants On This Woman!

I’m sorry, but that’s just not right:

Liza Minnelli just should not be wearing see-through pants. As a matter of fact, I can’t think of a single living person who should be wearing see-through pants (Britney Spears? Are you listening? Take note!).
Liza-with-a-Z attended the “Hairspray” premier a few days ago, and apparently drank-and-dressed. But she […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 4 comments

July 10th, 2007

Heaven Help Us: The Reverend Tori Spelling??

Tori Spelling: Heiress, actress, mother, wife… non-denominational ordained minister…
Yes, dear readers, the innkeeping reality TV star and daughter of the late Aaron Spelling and his super-bitch widow Candy, is now a Reverend. Holy sh*t!
Tori took, oh, twenty minutes or so out of her day last week to go online and become an ordained minister. She […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

July 6th, 2007

Our Prayers Have Been Answered: “Sex” Movie Is A Go!

Ladies (and cross-dressing gentlemen) get you Manolo’s out: “Sex In The City” is finally making it’s long-awaited leap to the big screen!
That’s right, Starked-Fans, E! News is reporting today that Sarah-Jessica Parker, Kristen Davis, Cynthia Nixon, and yes, even Kim Cattrall (Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha, respectively) have all come to an agreement and signed on […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 4 comments

July 2nd, 2007

Britney To Mama: I Get Help, YOU Get Help!

I guess the lesson here is, if you make Britney go to rehab, she’ll make you go to rehab right back…?
Britney served her mom with some legal papers the other day, which, according to TMZ, were informing Lynn that she was no longer allowed to visit the grand-kiddies if she was “taking anything that could […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 6 comments

June 28th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan’s Tox-Screen Low-Down

Here’s a juicy little story that just makes you sit back and say, “Oh my!”
As we all know by now, Little Miss Lohan, everyone’s favorite under-aged trainwreck, was arrested for suspicion of DUI after she crashed her Mercedes SL-65 into a palm tree on Sunset Boulevard last month. (By the by, is there a mugshot or […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 5 comments