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Archive for the ‘Booze’ Category

June 5th, 2008

Is This a Joke?

You know that one e-mail you get every few months from a coworker about how scientist have discovered the miracle cure for all stress, and when you scroll down to see what this magical medical marvel is there’s a picture of a bottle marked “Fuckitol” (along with strict and threatening instructions to forward to 10 […]

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January 6th, 2008

Britney Boozes It Up In Palm Springs!!

We’ve received numerous reports from (non-camera-wielding - boo!) sources, that Unfitney was spotted in Palm Dessert this morning with that skeezy paparazzo, Adnan Ghalib…
What was she doing, you ask? Drinking mimosas!
Really? Could that be at all a good idea?
Shitney Spears strikes again…
Tags: adnan ghalib, Booze, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Crazy, Entertainment, Gossip, Hollywood, Insane, Mimosas, Palm-Springs, […]

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January 4th, 2008

Britney Loses Custody - You Don’t Say!

Mess Spears losing custody of her toddler sons is about as shocking as the very fact that she’s on a psychiatric hold in the first place - that is, not shocking at all…
What is a shock? That this didn’t happen sooner…
Spears’ custody has been suspended “until further order of the court.” Another hearing is scheduled […]

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January 3rd, 2008

Britney Shows Up! (Uh, Sort Of…)

Remember yesterday when we told you about Britney not showing up for yet another court-ordered deposition? Believe it or not, at the re-re-re-re-rescheduled depo today, Mess Thang actually graced the K-Fed’s lawyer with her presence… almost two hours late! 
Yep, Brit sucked up all that “anxiety” - and sucked in her gut - and got herself […]

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January 2nd, 2008

Britney Bails On Court (Again) - Lawyers Bail on Britney!

It’s deja vu all over again!

Today Britney “Mother of the Year” Spears was scheduled for her fifth court-ordered deposition (that’s right, her fifth), where she was supposed to take the stand and answer questions about things like, oh, being a crazy ho for example… but as you may have guessed, the Trashtastic Wonder was a […]

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December 12th, 2007

Britney Bails On Court!

Is there anything this b doesn’t eff up?? (Okay, her new song “Piece Of Me” kind of rocks our world right now, but other than that - anything she doesn’t eff up??)
Brit-Brit was ordered to take the stand in court this morning to answer questions about a few things - you know, like her […]

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October 10th, 2007

Hoff the Wagon

Don’t Hassel the Hoff, people - ’cause he might drink himself to death (or at least into a Hoffpital…har, har.)
The former “Baywatch” mimbo checked himself into - where else? - celeb hot-spot Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. after a hardcore booze-binge left him with a bad case of alcohol poisoning! That - hic! - sucks!
No […]

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September 19th, 2007

News Flash: Britney Spears Is A Bad Parent!

Well, we’ve all known this since, um…. Britney got pregnant the first time, but now it’s official!
The judge in The Battle of Brit and K-Fed made it clear yesterday that the fallen pop-star is a habitual druggie and booze hound, who is not to spank her kids, have anyone else spank the kids, or talk […]

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September 6th, 2007

Hi, I’m A Mack…

Pun intended!
You know him from movies like “Accepted” and “Live Free or Die Hard” - and especially from those ubiquitous “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” commercials - but it looks like we’re all gonna be getting to know Justin Long a whole lot better pretty soon, thanks to the fact that he’s officially hooking […]

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August 26th, 2007

Owen Wilson Suicide Attempt?!?

UPDATE: Wilson, who was transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last night, issued the following statement this afternoon. (It makes Alberto Gonzalez seem long-winded…)
“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”
Seriously - What the hell happened?? We completely love you, Owen, but nobody’s gonna […]

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