June 15th, 2008
Ah, Father’s Day. It’s the perfect time to remember all of our favorite celebrity dads (or, celebri-dads) who’ve wowed us over the last year with their stellar parenting skills and whatnot. Here we go:
1. Kevin Federline. Well this one goes without saying! Even the big wigs at Las Vegas club Prive in Planet Hollywood agree […]
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May 27th, 2008
Did ya hear the one about Lindsay Lohan dating Pete Doherty Samantha Ronson? It goes a little something like this.
Well now, a year later, it looks like LiLo (or LezLo as Perez has taken to calling her) has kicked things up a notch with her “special lady friend.” Rumor has it that days after pictures […]
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January 27th, 2008
Well, tonight was the SAG Awards (click here for a full list of winners) and let me tell you, this red carpet didn’t come a minute too soon!
As we told you two weeks ago, Angelina Jolie is super pregnant. First, there was this picture of the sexiest woman on Earth looking more, um, endowed than […]
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January 21st, 2008
No, we’re not talking about the amazing news that Shitney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today - we’re talking about something even more incredible, even more monumental - even more life-changing!
Gossip Gangsta, Perez Hilton, has come up with what might be the one and and only plausible solution for L.A.’s paparazzi pandemic! Perez […]
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January 7th, 2008
Okay: Hooray for unions. Yay solidarity. Writers are totally getting F’ed in the A… Yadda, yadda, yadda…
All I know is, if we don’t get some star-studded award-show action soon, we’re gonna be very, very angry!
Here’s a short list of reasons why this sucks extra hard:
No Nicole Kidman couture-covered baby-bump.
Ditto for Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, not to […]
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October 9th, 2007
Well, that my be a bit of an overstatement. What we meant to say, was “Congratulations - You stayed off drugs this week!” Somebody get this mom a medal!
So yes, dear readers, Britney Spears passed her drug test this weekend. Whoop-i-dee-do!
Now all she has to do is learn how to raise children with the […]
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September 26th, 2007
Awe… That’s a good movie….
There are just too many jokes here: “Rwanda: That’s Hot!” “The Simple Life: West Africa” “Do These Refugees Make Me Look Fat??” “Lock up your small furry, animals, Africa - Paris is coming!” (Got any more gems, readers? Please - do share…)
So, yes, socialiterrific ex-con, Paris Hilton, is going to pull […]
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September 5th, 2007
Now, personally, I don’t think it’s possible for there to be a more genetically perfect baby than Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, but Halle Berry might pop out a little one that could give the Bran-Clan a run for their money…
That’s right folks, if you haven’t already heard the big news, 41 year-old Halle Berry and her 32 […]
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August 12th, 2007
Ladies, StarkedLA doesn’t like to be the barer of bad news, but it’s our job to inform you that Angelina Jolie doesn’t want you or your nipple clamps.
The sexiest woman on the planet told France’s Public magazine that her relationship with Brad Pitt (the sexiest man on the planet) has taken away all of her […]
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June 6th, 2007
British tabloid, The Sun, is reporting that Brangelina are (are? is? Hmm…) planning to add yet another baby to their ever-booming brood. This would be the fourth adopted child for the super-couple, bringing the grand total of tots to five: Maddox, age 5, Pax Thien, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1.
The newest Jolie-Pitt is supposedly a little boy […]
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