March 29th, 2008
How awesome would it be if this is true? Pretty awesome, that’s the answer BTW…
Star tab rag is reporting that the world’s most famous and gorgeous couple made it official in New Orleans on Saturday.
Why would they go and do this all the sudden? What happened to not getting married until “everyone” has the right […]
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October 9th, 2007
Well, that my be a bit of an overstatement. What we meant to say, was “Congratulations - You stayed off drugs this week!” Somebody get this mom a medal!
So yes, dear readers, Britney Spears passed her drug test this weekend. Whoop-i-dee-do!
Now all she has to do is learn how to raise children with the […]
By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments
August 12th, 2007
Ladies, StarkedLA doesn’t like to be the barer of bad news, but it’s our job to inform you that Angelina Jolie doesn’t want you or your nipple clamps.
The sexiest woman on the planet told France’s Public magazine that her relationship with Brad Pitt (the sexiest man on the planet) has taken away all of her […]
By Starked L.A. Staff -- 8 comments
June 6th, 2007
British tabloid, The Sun, is reporting that Brangelina are (are? is? Hmm…) planning to add yet another baby to their ever-booming brood. This would be the fourth adopted child for the super-couple, bringing the grand total of tots to five: Maddox, age 5, Pax Thien, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1.
The newest Jolie-Pitt is supposedly a little boy […]
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July 5th, 2006
Now that the memory card filled with pictures of Brangelina’s private baby shower has been returned, the new parents can let out a huge sigh of relief. However, the Massachusetts law appears to state that the the two employees suspected of stealing the memory card did nothing illegal.
Quick recap: Jolie’s brother James Haven takes […]
By Jody -- 1 comment
July 5th, 2006
There are reports that Vince Vaughn has proposed to Jennifer Aniston in Paris, France. Does this mean that she will finally stop with the pity party and realize that she’s got a man who loves her despite the fact that she publicly fails to acknowledge him, other than straddling him out in the open on […]
By Jody -- 0 comments
June 8th, 2006
That’s right folks, and unless you have been finding Al-Zarqawi for the last couple days, you have probably seen the shitstorm caused by TIME, Inc. about sites publishing the cover of Hello Magazine which featured the pic of the Brangelina family. By the time TIME, Inc, got around to finding all the big sites which featured the […]
By TJ -- 0 comments
June 7th, 2006
Thanks to Defamer for two truly hilarious Hollywood fairy tales: Brett Ratner and jury duty, and the Variety ad that Marc Anthony took out for his wife, Jennifer Lopez. It really doesn’t get any better than this.
Oprah once again succeeds in being the center of attention by crashing weddings with her camera crew to tape segments for her show - […]
By Jody -- 0 comments
June 6th, 2006
Looks like Hello Magazine won the bid (but we’re hearing it was actually People Magazine that shelled out a cool $4.1 million - God they like to confuse us!) and will be the first to publish pictures of the baby girl that already has so much to live up to that she’ll probably end up […]
By Jody -- 1 comment
June 2nd, 2006
We Angelenos waste no time when it comes to building our special MySpace page. We can look forward to more of these in the coming weeks, now with the births of Suri Cruise, Kingston Rossdale, Moses Martin, and Rachel Weisz/Darren Aronofsky baby boy. But here’s the new Messiah’s Myspace page.
Too bad Angelina didn’t think of […]
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