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Archive for the ‘Britney Spears’ Category

June 19th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears Now An Unwed Teen MOTHER

Have any of you guys seen the movie “Idiocracy” per chance?
Anyways… Yep, it’s true - the 17 year-old Spears popped out her baby girl at a Mississippi hospital Thursday. Jamie Lynn and her supposed fiance Casey Aldridge went the not-at-all-trendy route and named their daughter Maddie Briann.
No word yet on whether mother and child will […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

June 15th, 2008

Happy Father’s Day, Celebri-dads!

Ah, Father’s Day. It’s the perfect time to remember all of our favorite celebrity dads (or, celebri-dads) who’ve wowed us over the last year with their stellar parenting skills and whatnot. Here we go:
1. Kevin Federline. Well this one goes without saying! Even the big wigs at Las Vegas club Prive in Planet Hollywood agree […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 7 comments

May 13th, 2008

Oh Lord, No

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope Britney Spears just ate too much Mexican food, and is not, in fact, pregnant with her third child:
 

Who would the father even be? Adnan? K-Fed?? Jesus???
B-Spee also rear-ended a car again earlier today, […]

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May 12th, 2008

Britney’s Triumphant Return! (To Bad Acting.)

What’s the best way to explain Britney Spears’ latest turn at ruining How I Met Your Mother?
You know how it’s really sad when there’s, like, a tired old circus bear that’s pulled out of its cage and paraded around in front of the crowd and then it has to do its little tricks and everything […]

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March 16th, 2008

Why…??

Fill in the blank:
 

Britney had dinner with Mel Gibson on Saturday night because ______.
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March 12th, 2008

So Britney… How Much Does Your Life Suck?

OK! Magazine claims to have the answer to that question (Spoiler alert - it sucks a lot!)

Click here to read the whole scooperoo for yourself.
PS: Remember that other OK! story about Britcakes, you know, when her puppy pooped on the $3,000 dress, and Brit up and left abruptly, and she stole the clothes?? Good times….
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February 21st, 2008

Maybe We Can Do This Now…

In case you haven’t noticed, StarkedLA (and our entire b5media network) has been having some hardcore technical issues this month - you know, like the site not being here at all sometimes, and on our end, not being able to post our juicy juice every day… It’s been rough for you, we know…
So here’s a short list of […]

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February 10th, 2008

What An A-Hole

You know how we really hate the paparazzi right now? Well, here’s another TMZ clip that illustrates just why that is…
Note the hugely obnoxious “pap” yelling such gems as, “Give us a flash, Britney!” referring to the pop mess’s penchant for showing us her hoo-ha, and “Blou-bleh-blou-bleh-blou-bleh-blou-bleh!!” referring to… um, yeah… we have no idea why […]

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February 6th, 2008

Britney’s Out - And It Already Sucks!

First of all - these paparazzi scumbags need to be arrested…This is effing ridiculous! She just got out of the frickin’ psych ward, assholes!
 

That fact aside, since her release from UCLA late this morning, Brit’s shown the world that despite everything, her life didn’t skip a beat… um, in a bad way. […]

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February 5th, 2008

Oh The Insanity: The Whole Britney Restraining Order

If all of this is to believed (and we’re really leaning toward that being the case) than Osama “Sam” Lutfi (yes, that really is his name) has essentially been holding Britney hostage in her own home! It’s almost like a kidnapping in a way…
Here’s the scoop: According to the restraining order against Lutfi, which requires […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 4 comments