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October 30th, 2007

The Starked L.A. Guide To Halloween Hotness!

When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]

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October 30th, 2007

“It’s Britney Bitch”

The wait is finally over! “Blackout” has arrived!

Now, we’re sure some of you won’t be reading this for a few hours since you’ve probably been standing in line for days on end at a Virgin Megastore or someplace like that, dressed as your favorite “Slutty Britney,” (a la, a Harry Potter release) - right? Or […]

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October 29th, 2007

Raisin’ Kids, Spears-Style Y’all

If there’s anyone out there that should write a book on parenting, it’s a Spears…

That’s right folks, Lynne (mother of Britney) is writing an inspirational self-help book titled, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. What’s more, this book is already set to be published - Someone actually […]

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October 27th, 2007

Jake & Reese Get Lovey-Dovey In Rome, The Shat Gets The Shaft, Plus (Gulp) Chris’s Little Crocker

FROM THE “TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW” DESK
The A-Listers have been tight-lipped about their rumored romance for months, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught canoodling in Rome and the pictures speak for themselves!

(You’re very welcome)
“I — CAN’T BELIEVE — THEY — DIDN’T CAST ME”
Really? A “Star Trek” movie with Spock but […]

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October 11th, 2007

Another Day, Another Britney Crotch-Shot

What the hell, people? Why? WHY??
Britney Spears continued her crusade against underpants yesterday, as she unfurled her weird, freakish vagina - again.
Is this even newsworthy anymore? I think I’ve seen her hoo-ha more times than her gynecologist at this point!
Well, you know what they say about train-wrecks… You just have to look!
Uncensored bajingo pictures from […]

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September 8th, 2007

Sunday, Britney Sunday

Tomorrow night at 9, we’ll be watching the highly promoted MTV VMAs live from The Palms Hotel & Casino in fabulous Las Vegas. Of course, the main reason we’ll be tuning into this award show is not to see who will take home those coveted Moon Men, but rather, to see just how bad the […]

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August 31st, 2007

David Beckham Hurt Again, Out For Season!

You’d think that if you’re raking in $6.5 million per year, you might take a little better care of yourself…
Foxy footballer, David Beckham, sprained his knee during the final minutes of a game against Mexico’s Pachuca on Wednesday night. A spokesperson for the last-place LA Galaxy informs us that Becks will be out for the […]

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August 29th, 2007

Owen Wilson: Drugs, Rehab, Suicide - Who Knew?

Apparently Smokey Robinson isn’t the only one that cries the tears of a clown…
Yesterday, a police log was made public which confirmed the very saddening rumor that 38 year old Owen Wilson attempted suicide on Sunday.

Are You As Shocked As We Are??

Totally! Unbelievable!

No - Just Another Messed-Up Star

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E! News Daily reported tonight that while the affable […]

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August 22nd, 2007

Lucky Lindsay’s Celebrity Justice

Paris Hilton, driving on a suspended license: 23 days.
Nicole Richie, DUI: 5 days.
Lindsay Lohan, back-to-back DUI’s, hit and run, insane car chase, cocaine possession: 4 friggin’ days!!
For some completely ass-backwards reason, there is “a strong possibility” that the LA District Attorney’s Office will not file felony charges against Lilo today, and they’re not […]

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August 22nd, 2007

Britney, Justin & The VMA’s: What’s The Deal?

Is she or isn’t she - or was she even ever going to be - performing at the MTV VMA’s?
Britney “Crashing & Burning” Spears was rumored earlier this month to be a “surprise” musical guest (kinda like those “surprise” karaoke concerts she put on a few months ago…) at this year’s big MTV show, but […]

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