October 30th, 2007
When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]
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September 14th, 2007
StarkedLA’s spokesdog/mascot, Bosco, spent hours pouring over all of this week’s celebrity news, and his favorite quote was…..
Thank you, certifiably crazy Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker! You’re an inspiration to us all…
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August 31st, 2007
You’d think that if you’re raking in $6.5 million per year, you might take a little better care of yourself…
Foxy footballer, David Beckham, sprained his knee during the final minutes of a game against Mexico’s Pachuca on Wednesday night. A spokesperson for the last-place LA Galaxy informs us that Becks will be out for the […]
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August 29th, 2007
Apparently Smokey Robinson isn’t the only one that cries the tears of a clown…
Yesterday, a police log was made public which confirmed the very saddening rumor that 38 year old Owen Wilson attempted suicide on Sunday.
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E! News Daily reported tonight that while the affable […]
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August 27th, 2007
We’d say it can’t get any worse, but that would just be silly of us…
Today, from court papers filed by K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, we’ve learned that pop-wreck, Britney Spears, is the subject of an “abuse investigation” by the Department of Child and Family Services! What’s more, this is the fourth time they’ve investigated […]
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August 23rd, 2007
First things first:
Nicole Richie checked into jail!
Eighty-two minutes later, she was released. Uh… Good behavior?
Here’s the statement released this afternoon by the LA County Sherrif’s Department:
On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in […]
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August 22nd, 2007
Paris Hilton, driving on a suspended license: 23 days.
Nicole Richie, DUI: 5 days.
Lindsay Lohan, back-to-back DUI’s, hit and run, insane car chase, cocaine possession: 4 friggin’ days!!
For some completely ass-backwards reason, there is “a strong possibility” that the LA District Attorney’s Office will not file felony charges against Lilo today, and they’re not […]
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August 22nd, 2007
Is she or isn’t she - or was she even ever going to be - performing at the MTV VMA’s?
Britney “Crashing & Burning” Spears was rumored earlier this month to be a “surprise” musical guest (kinda like those “surprise” karaoke concerts she put on a few months ago…) at this year’s big MTV show, but […]
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August 14th, 2007
Who didn’t see this one coming?
It’s official - Although she said she’d never go, go, go, Amy Wine-o and her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, went back to black together and checked into rehab this weekend. She told you she was trouble… she told you that she’s no good! (Okay, we’re done with the song references…)
So here’s […]
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August 10th, 2007
First off: How hard must Bob Barker be laughing right now?
StarkedLA has learned that new “Price Is Right” host, Drew Carey, was injured on-set earlier today when he got his arm caught in the revolving stage during a rehearsal for The Grocery Game. Fall on down!!
TMZ.com reported that Carey bruised a bone in his arm, […]
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