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Archive for the ‘Comedy’ Category

August 7th, 2007

EXCLUSIVE: Hollywood Premiere of “2 Days In Paris”

…Not to be confused with “One Night In Paris.” Very different.
Last night was the Gen Art-sponsored LA premiere of “2 Days In Paris,” Adam Goldberg’s newest flick, co-staring (and brilliantly directed by) “Before Sunrise” beauty Julie Delpy, and StarkedLA was there for all the red-carpet-walking, movie-watching, and after-party-partying goodness!
“2 Days” is a romantic […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

July 19th, 2007

Emmy Nominations: Only The Best For You Guys

Okay, so Emmy nom’s came out today! “The Sopranos” got a whopping 15 nominations (despite all the insanely angry fans at the end of it all) and some TV Movie got 17 nods, and…. blah, blah, blah - That’s not what we really care about!
The biggest news of the day (as far as I’m concerned) […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 0 comments

July 5th, 2007

This Is Why We Love You, Matthew McConaughey…

Because sometimes, you do crazy things. You almost never wear a shirt, and that’s okay with us - in fact, it’s fantastic. Going topless, for you, seems to give you magical celebrity powers, which allow you to act like you don’t know, or at least care, about the paparazzi tracking your every move: You run around the beach with palm fronds on your […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 6 comments

June 15th, 2007

Hey Lindsay - The Pot Would Like A Word With You

Britney Spears can now add “hypocrite” to her roster of talents. (Others talents include gum-smacking, head-shaving, being a human-car-seat, lip-sinking her own old songs… while smacking gum…)
The queen of the “accidental” va-jay-jay flash - of all people- is actually making fun of her former BFF, Lindsay Lohan, for her stint at the Promises rehab center - where Britney herself […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 0 comments

June 13th, 2007

Murphy Brown is Back!

Well, not really. Sorry, Robert Pastorelli  fans…
TMZ is reporting today that Melanie Brown (A.K.A. Mel B., A.K.A. Scary Spice) named her paternally ambiguous daughter “Iris-Angel Murphy-Brown.”
That’s right, Murphy Brown.
As amusing as the name is (to me at least…) let’s re-cap the reason that the now 2-months-and-1-week-old baby received it:
Former Spice Girl, Mel B., strongly believes that despite his […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 4 comments

March 26th, 2007

TMNT: It stands for democracy

It’s no “RoboCop Criterion Collection” but TMNT is looking like shiny dollar signs on top the Box Office this past week. With cash rolling in around the 25.5 million dollar mark the turtles are sure to avoid the soup bowl for quite a bit longer. The hardworking staff of starked.com has yet to […]

By Nick Sinn-White -- 0 comments

March 23rd, 2007

This Jett maybe flying South

Celebrity golf tournaments, charity, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, fancy bars, fancy cars, and pretty ladies. Those are just a few of the details being enjoyed by a pair of women who are becoming the talk of many a town. One’s a hardcore rocker while the other is known for her desire to be near […]

By Nick Sinn-White -- 0 comments

March 21st, 2007

Sinbad rises from the dead, and 7/11 with hotdog

There has been a huge scare over the last week involving the supposed “death” of legendary comedian Sinbad. Yes, the genius himself was labeled as dead from a heart-attack recently on the public information sharing showcase known as wikepedia. The star of television, film, and stand-up was reportedly not very surprised he was […]

By Nick Sinn-White -- 0 comments

March 20th, 2007

Jenna Jameson needs a friend and a steaksambo

Wow we’re back! Starked.com returns after a brief hiatus to bring you all the misspellings and insight and fire-tongued celebrity love you deserve and desire! And apparently we have been letting a few too many golden calfs escape without feeling the electric fence of reality.
First and foremost (is that another misspelling?) what is […]

By Nick Sinn-White -- 1 comment

March 8th, 2007

Breaking News Update

With all the craziness going on in the world today we thought we’d brief you quickly on the topics of today and tomorrow.
Anna Nicole Smith= Still Dead
Britney Spears= Still trash
Mel Gibson= Still not sincerely sorry
Michael “Kramer” Richards= Career should still be over
Beyonce= Still has worst song on the radio
Lindsay Lohan= Still drunk
K-Fed= Still poor
Me= Still […]

By Nick Sinn-White -- 0 comments

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