January 14th, 2008
Unfitney didn’t show up for court today (again) due to her head (nasty weave du jour and all) being solidly and hopelessly lodged up her own ass (again) and she lost custody of her two sons “indefinitely” (again!)
Next trainwreck please!
Documents courtesy of TMZ.
Tags: Britney, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Celebs, Court, custody, divorce, Federline, Hollywood, K-Fed, […]
By Starked L.A. Staff -- 1 comment
January 4th, 2008
Mess Spears losing custody of her toddler sons is about as shocking as the very fact that she’s on a psychiatric hold in the first place - that is, not shocking at all…
What is a shock? That this didn’t happen sooner…
Spears’ custody has been suspended “until further order of the court.” Another hearing is scheduled […]
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January 4th, 2008
UPDATE: Court is out, and much to our shagrin, no press conference! Bummer! On the up side, we’re told that official orders will be released to the public on Monday. Hmm… Isn’t that when Brit’s involuntary psychiatric hold is up? Interesting…
Britney’s attorneys - who don’t want to be her attorneys, and really, who would? - […]
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January 3rd, 2008
Remember yesterday when we told you about Britney not showing up for yet another court-ordered deposition? Believe it or not, at the re-re-re-re-rescheduled depo today, Mess Thang actually graced the K-Fed’s lawyer with her presence… almost two hours late!
Yep, Brit sucked up all that “anxiety” - and sucked in her gut - and got herself […]
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January 2nd, 2008
It’s deja vu all over again!
Today Britney “Mother of the Year” Spears was scheduled for her fifth court-ordered deposition (that’s right, her fifth), where she was supposed to take the stand and answer questions about things like, oh, being a crazy ho for example… but as you may have guessed, the Trashtastic Wonder was a […]
By Starked L.A. Staff -- 3 comments
December 12th, 2007
Is there anything this b doesn’t eff up?? (Okay, her new song “Piece Of Me” kind of rocks our world right now, but other than that - anything she doesn’t eff up??)
Brit-Brit was ordered to take the stand in court this morning to answer questions about a few things - you know, like her […]
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November 16th, 2007
That’s right folks: This morning the commissioner presiding over the great Britney-K-Fed Custody War ‘07 ruled that Mommy Trashiest can no longer drive her two little kiddies around in that fancy new Mercedes of hers. So next time she runs over somebody’s foot, at least there’ll be a few less witnesses…?
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By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments
October 1st, 2007
…”What are, ‘Things Britney Spears has lost,’ Alex?”
“That’s correct!” Can someone say, Suicide Watch??
Britney Spears is insane. Let’s just accept that as fact. She knew every baby-step that she needed to take to not lose custody of her kids, and she didn’t do a single damn one of them: Drug tests? Nope. Drug counseling? No […]
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September 19th, 2007
Well, we’ve all known this since, um…. Britney got pregnant the first time, but now it’s official!
The judge in The Battle of Brit and K-Fed made it clear yesterday that the fallen pop-star is a habitual druggie and booze hound, who is not to spank her kids, have anyone else spank the kids, or talk […]
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September 17th, 2007
So, we here at Starked L.A have Emmy Fatigue Syndrome today (EFS for short) so we’re going to sum up all of the day’s craziness as quickly and with as few spelling mistakes as possible:
Crazy Britney Spears got axed by her lawyer and her management on the same day! Dang y’all… Someone’s got a case […]
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