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Archive for the ‘Creepy’ Category

August 15th, 2007

Mary-Kate Olsen And The Dirty Old Man

Super gross story of the week…
So, twenty-one year old Mary-Kate Olsen is in a real movie (which is weird all on its own, but whatever) with sixty-three year old Oscar winner Ben Kingsley. (We did the math for you, and that’s a 42-year age gap.) Why did Sir Ben agree to do a movie with […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

August 8th, 2007

Keith Richards Admits To Snorting Dear Old Dad

Let’s just get it out of the way now, shall we? Eeeeeeeewwww!!!

There are two main points of weirdness in this story:
1. Hundred and sixty year-old propped-up corpse, Keith Richards, wanted to clarify that he did not snort cocaine (Whaaa?!) mixed with his father’s ashes….
2. …But he did snort his father’s ashes!! Good Lord, man!
In an […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 6 comments

July 21st, 2007

Tom Cruise Gets Even Creepier!

I didn’t think it was possible for me to find Tom Cruise any more repellent than I already did, but then these pictures surface, and - ta da! - he’s creepier than ever:

Tom got the ja from Germany to start filming on his latest project, “Valkyrie,” on Thursday, in which he plays Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, the […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

July 12th, 2007

So I Was Thinking….

All right, so that’s not a great way to start an article, but hey - it’s a very slow day in the world of juicy gossip! The biggest thing that happened today was the revelation that Paris Hilton’s cousin, Brooke Brinson, was arrested for suspicion of DUI a while back, and drove on her suspended license […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

July 3rd, 2007

Seriously, Isaiah: Move On!!

Just when you thought it was finally over, Isaiah Washington rears his ugly head yet again, to try to… acutally, I really don’t know what the hell he’s trying to do at this point!
Washington followed in Paris Hilton’s size-11 footsteps and made an appearance on “Larry King Live” last night, where he went on, and on […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 0 comments

June 29th, 2007

Isaiah Washington: The Pity-Party Continues…

Seriously, Isaiah - Give it up!
The disgraced ex-”Grey’s Anatomy” castmember made yet another stop on his self-pity tour this week, with an interview in Newsweek Magazine.
Isaiah was still insisting that ABC fired the wrong guy (yeah, blame the victim…) and despite the fact that the cast of “Grey’s” is more diverse than just about any show on network […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 8 comments

June 27th, 2007

Someone Slept With Nancy Grace!

I know what you’re thinking: “Why God? Why?? Who would do that?” But it’s true… Not only did someone marry Nancy Grace back in April, but he actually (sorry, I’m holding back gags here…) consummated the thing, and now (e-hem…) 47-year-old Nancy Grace is p-p-pregnant with (gulp…) twins.
Oh man, that was hard to get out…
In case you […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 5 comments

June 22nd, 2007

Paris’s Prick Prosecutor’s Big Problemo

By now, you probably already know that StarkedLA thinks that Paris got the shaft (insert joke of choice here) when it comes to what went down (again, joke of choice…) in her driving-on-a-suspended-license sentence. But now there is a crazy twist on the story that just makes you have to step back, and say, “What the […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 7 comments

June 20th, 2007

The Sizemore Saga: Tom Weeps, Begs In Courtroom

Tom Sizemore usually plays a bad-ass on the big screen, but yesterday he was crying in the courtroom as a judge lectured him about violating his probation.
In 2004, Sizemore was arrested for possession of crystal meth,  and he’s been on probation ever since. Then last month, he was arrested in Bakersfield, and charged with five felony drug […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 6 comments

June 20th, 2007

Final State Witness In Spector Trial Takes The Stand

Come on… Does this look like the face of a killer to you??
(Actually, I’m getting the heeby-jeebies just looking at that picture right now…)
Anyhoo, on Tuesday, the final witness for the prosecution in the Phil Spector murder trial was called to the stand to testify about blood splatter evidence. Anyone who watches “C.S.I.” can tell you […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 7 comments