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Archive for the ‘Crime’ Category

July 6th, 2008

Hugh Hefner’s #3 Girlfriend Caddy-Jacked

Get it? Caddy-jacked?? Like the classic film Caddy Shack, only this is a story about grand theft auto (the crime, not the video game)??
*Sound of crickets.*
Anyhoo, Kendra Wilkinson of Big Love Girls Next Door fame had her Cadilac Escalade stolen last week from the parking lot of an L.A. golf course.  It was found […]

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October 23rd, 2007

David Copperfield’s Mystery Money

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about David Copperfield being investigated by the FBI for a rape allegation. Last week the Feds raided D.C.’s Las Vegas warehouse (known as “The Museum of Magic”) and confiscated something truly magical - $2 million in cold hard cash!
Now, here’s the thing - Does anyone else think it’s […]

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September 17th, 2007

What A Day, What A Day!

So, we here at Starked L.A have Emmy Fatigue Syndrome today (EFS for short) so we’re going to sum up all of the day’s craziness as quickly and with as few spelling mistakes as possible:
Crazy Britney Spears got axed by her lawyer and her management on the same day! Dang y’all… Someone’s got a case […]

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August 8th, 2007

Keith Richards Admits To Snorting Dear Old Dad

Let’s just get it out of the way now, shall we? Eeeeeeeewwww!!!

There are two main points of weirdness in this story:
1. Hundred and sixty year-old propped-up corpse, Keith Richards, wanted to clarify that he did not snort cocaine (Whaaa?!) mixed with his father’s ashes….
2. …But he did snort his father’s ashes!! Good Lord, man!
In an […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 6 comments

August 4th, 2007

Lindsay’s Embarrassing Elle Interview - Sneak Peak!

By now you may have heard about Lindsay Lohan telling Elle magazine that she would never drink and drive - just hours before her first DUI arrest… The rehab-hopping redhead told the mag:
“…[the paparazzi] are looking for me to trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh, Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ …I’m much more responsible […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 5 comments

July 24th, 2007

AP Lohan Video - Just The Facts, Ma’am

Yes, dear readers, we’ve got even more Lindsay Lohan for ya! This time however, you don’t have to take our word for it (we heart Reading Rainbow…) but everyone trusts the Associated Press, right?
Here are some thoughts from a Santa Monica police officer and Hollywood insiders, and a re-cap of all the juicy details that […]

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July 24th, 2007

Too Much Coverage?

Some people think that there is just way too much attention being paid to this whole Lindsay Lohan debacle. If you’re one such person, we’ve found you the perfect t-shirt, from BustedTees.com:

Wear it with pride, Lindsay-lovers!
For the record, we at StarkedLA do feel bad for Lilo (and especially bad for Britney, while we’re on the […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

July 24th, 2007

Lindsay’s Lawyer’s Statement

TMZ.com has been given this statement, issued by Lindsay’s lawyer - who’s really got her work cut our for her:
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received […]

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July 24th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Arrested AGAIN For DUI!!

StarkedLA has just learned that Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI (again!) early this morning in Santa Monica!
Obviously, this is not good news for the recently-rehabbed starlet, who, as we all know, was arrested for DUI in May after crashing her Benz on Sunset Boulevard. (And by the way, can I just point […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 3 comments

July 22nd, 2007

Lindsay’s Fashion Statment: SCRAM!

For fresh-out-of-rehab Lindsay Lohan, we can’t call it a “faux-pas” for her to wear this SCRAM alcohol monitoring anklet…

….We will go ahead and call that hideous dress and those seizure-inducing shoes fashion faux-pas though. I mean, come on - it just wouldn’t be right for us to let that go without ridicule…
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