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Archive for the ‘D-List’ Category

April 10th, 2008

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner!

Ashlee may seem like the forgotten Simpson sister most of the time, and have no career to speak of currently, but that’s not gonna stop her from making the news! Hell to the naw - she’s got a famous guy-liner-wearing rock-star boyfriend, who’s now her famous guy-liner-wearing rock-star fiance!
That’s right my little darlings: Ashlee Simpson […]

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October 30th, 2007

“It’s Britney Bitch”

The wait is finally over! “Blackout” has arrived!

Now, we’re sure some of you won’t be reading this for a few hours since you’ve probably been standing in line for days on end at a Virgin Megastore or someplace like that, dressed as your favorite “Slutty Britney,” (a la, a Harry Potter release) - right? Or […]

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October 29th, 2007

Raisin’ Kids, Spears-Style Y’all

If there’s anyone out there that should write a book on parenting, it’s a Spears…

That’s right folks, Lynne (mother of Britney) is writing an inspirational self-help book titled, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. What’s more, this book is already set to be published - Someone actually […]

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October 27th, 2007

Jake & Reese Get Lovey-Dovey In Rome, The Shat Gets The Shaft, Plus (Gulp) Chris’s Little Crocker

FROM THE “TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW” DESK
The A-Listers have been tight-lipped about their rumored romance for months, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught canoodling in Rome and the pictures speak for themselves!

(You’re very welcome)
“I — CAN’T BELIEVE — THEY — DIDN’T CAST ME”
Really? A “Star Trek” movie with Spock but […]

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October 11th, 2007

Another Day, Another Britney Crotch-Shot

What the hell, people? Why? WHY??
Britney Spears continued her crusade against underpants yesterday, as she unfurled her weird, freakish vagina - again.
Is this even newsworthy anymore? I think I’ve seen her hoo-ha more times than her gynecologist at this point!
Well, you know what they say about train-wrecks… You just have to look!
Uncensored bajingo pictures from […]

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September 8th, 2007

Sunday, Britney Sunday

Tomorrow night at 9, we’ll be watching the highly promoted MTV VMAs live from The Palms Hotel & Casino in fabulous Las Vegas. Of course, the main reason we’ll be tuning into this award show is not to see who will take home those coveted Moon Men, but rather, to see just how bad the […]

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September 1st, 2007

Well This Can’t Be Good…

I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that puking blood all over the place is a bad thing…
And that’s just what rehabbing “Rehab” singer, Amy Winehouse, did this week, according the cleaning crew at Caribbean hotel, Jade Mountain. The staff are spewing the dirty details to Brit tabloid, The Mirror, saying, “There was blood an vomit […]

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August 22nd, 2007

Lucky Lindsay’s Celebrity Justice

Paris Hilton, driving on a suspended license: 23 days.
Nicole Richie, DUI: 5 days.
Lindsay Lohan, back-to-back DUI’s, hit and run, insane car chase, cocaine possession: 4 friggin’ days!!
For some completely ass-backwards reason, there is “a strong possibility” that the LA District Attorney’s Office will not file felony charges against Lilo today, and they’re not […]

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August 22nd, 2007

Britney, Justin & The VMA’s: What’s The Deal?

Is she or isn’t she - or was she even ever going to be - performing at the MTV VMA’s?
Britney “Crashing & Burning” Spears was rumored earlier this month to be a “surprise” musical guest (kinda like those “surprise” karaoke concerts she put on a few months ago…) at this year’s big MTV show, but […]

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August 7th, 2007

Britney Spears: Hit, Run, Squat

Where would Hollywood be without a glimpse of Britney Spears’ hoo-ha every few days? Since Hell would have clearly frozen over in that case, we’d be in a bad way!
Everyone’s favorite over-exposed (in more ways than one…) pop-redneck did something - gasp! - dumb yesterday: She hit a parked car! Not only that, but after […]

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