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Archive for the ‘Dogs’ Category

August 2nd, 2007

Best Protest Ever: PETA Does Paris & Britney

In an attempt to call attention to the evil of puppy-mills and pet-stores, PETA took on a couple of human puppy-mills today: Paris “Hey, Where’s Tinkerbell” Hilton and Britney “My Puppy Poops On Couture” Spears.
Making the claim that for every purchased pet, a poor, innocent pound-puppy is put on death row, protesters took to […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 7 comments

July 10th, 2007

Heaven Help Us: The Reverend Tori Spelling??

Tori Spelling: Heiress, actress, mother, wife… non-denominational ordained minister…
Yes, dear readers, the innkeeping reality TV star and daughter of the late Aaron Spelling and his super-bitch widow Candy, is now a Reverend. Holy sh*t!
Tori took, oh, twenty minutes or so out of her day last week to go online and become an ordained minister. She […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

June 16th, 2007

Bye-Bye, Bob

The 6,586th and final episode of “The Price Is Right” with T.V. legend Bob Barker as its host aired today.
The show will go on of course, but after 35 years, 17 Emmys, an estimated total pay-out of $300 million in prizes (not to mention, countless castrated cats and dogs…) the Host With The Most bid America farewell.
No new […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 8 comments

August 3rd, 2006

A slow day in the LA Times? We think so

Yes, this actually made the front page of this morning’s LA Times website. We mean, there isn;t much going on in LA, so the best way to fill up space is put a dog in glasses and remind everyone you are a serious newspaper. Right next to this pic is something about someone killed in […]

By TJ -- 0 comments

July 28th, 2006

Worry about DMX at the airport not snakes

It’s a beautiful day for about $25,000 in traffic fines to be handed to you, “huh?” DMX. The controversial rapper/actor/secrect service impersonator/crazy mofo, has according to Associate Press reports, turned down a plea bargain involving his arrest on traffic charges in New York. The best part of the report was Mr. DMX […]

By Nick Sinn-White -- 0 comments

March 17th, 2006

The person that we should all strive to be - Joe Rogan

Again might be old news but I think Joe Rogan deserves a worthy mention for being such a douchebag and low life for getting in a heated exchange with a non-descript myspacer.  If he’s a millionaire, doesn’t he have something better to do than checking his myspace account and actually taking the time to respond to […]

By Staff -- 0 comments

February 20th, 2006

Paul Walker Is A Great Actor

This weekend’s box office numbers have “Eight Below,” starring Paul Walker and 8 sled dogs in Antarctica, at number 1 pulling in $19.85 million, proving once again, people are stupid.
Then again, look at it’s competition:
2. Date Movie–$18.5 million
3. The Pink Panther–$16.5 million
4. Curious George–$11.25 million
5. Final Destination 3–$10.1 million
Yeah, we all know the Oscar’s are coming […]

By Brian -- 0 comments

February 20th, 2006

Prisoner Being Transported to LAX Escapes, Caught 2 Hours Later

In a move reminiscent of “The Fugitive,” except for the fact that he didn’t kill his wife and Tommy Lee Jones still doesn’t care, a prisoner, handcuffed and in leg shackles, somehow managed to escape by using his handcuffs to choke the driver of a van transporting him to LAX and eluded police for 2 hours […]

By Brian -- 1 comment