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Archive for the ‘DUI’ Category

June 5th, 2008

Is This a Joke?

You know that one e-mail you get every few months from a coworker about how scientist have discovered the miracle cure for all stress, and when you scroll down to see what this magical medical marvel is there’s a picture of a bottle marked “Fuckitol” (along with strict and threatening instructions to forward to 10 […]

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January 13th, 2008

We Heart John Meyer

Paris? Nicole? Lindsay? Mischa? Cast of “Lost”? Pay close attention…

Here’s a message that John Meyer posted on his official blog yesterday, and we have to tell ya, he’s kinda rockin’ our world - even more so than usual! Read and learn, friends, read and learn:
“UNDER THE (IMPRESSION I CAN) INFLUENCE (PEOPLE AROUND ME)
I’m taking to […]

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January 3rd, 2008

Lindsay Celebrates The New Year, Old School

Sobriety can be so hard, can’t it?
Here, we have La Lohan ringing in the new year in Italy (where she was accepting an award for career achievement - the Italians think she’s peeked) when - whoops! - she grabs a bottle o’ bubbly and takes a vintage-Lindsay swigaroo…

So, while this is newsworthy by our standards […]

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December 27th, 2007

Mischa Barton’s Reefer Madness!

There’s no question that 2007 has been The Year Of Celeb Arrests, and today we can add one more to the already insanely long list of Hollywood’s jailbirds: Mischa Barton!
Yes, the former “O.C.” starlet did a fantastic impression of her old TV personality (you know, boozin’ it up, being an all around skank, the usual) […]

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December 5th, 2007

Jack Bauer: Booked!

Even his mugshot is badass - how does he do it??
So here’s the scoop:
Kiefer Sutherland checked himself into a lovely 8′ by 10′ city jail cell this evening, doing so because of that DUI he racked up in October, which violated his probation from another DUI he had back in 2004.
He’s set to do a […]

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October 30th, 2007

The Starked L.A. Guide To Halloween Hotness!

When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]

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October 6th, 2007

Stay Off The Road, L.A. - Lindsay’s Comin’ Home!

That’s right folks - she’s baaaa-aaaack! What? Did you think she was actually gonna, like, stay somewhere without paparazzi or something?? The horror!
No more macaroni crafts and lanyard-making (or whatever it is they do in Utah…) Lindsay Lohan has reportedly checked out of the Cirque Lodge, and is headed back here to her old snorting-grounds, […]

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September 19th, 2007

News Flash: Britney Spears Is A Bad Parent!

Well, we’ve all known this since, um…. Britney got pregnant the first time, but now it’s official!
The judge in The Battle of Brit and K-Fed made it clear yesterday that the fallen pop-star is a habitual druggie and booze hound, who is not to spank her kids, have anyone else spank the kids, or talk […]

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September 12th, 2007

Foxy Brown: Lies, Lies & More Lies - She’s Not Knocked Up!

First, it was lying to the cop that pulled her over for suspicion of DUI in New York, telling him that she didn’t have her license on her, but that she was licensed in Jersey (which she wasn’t) and then she - and her lawyer - told the judge in her case last month that […]

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August 23rd, 2007

Nicole, Lindsay… What A Gossip-Tastic Day!

First things first:
Nicole Richie checked into jail!
Eighty-two minutes later, she was released. Uh… Good behavior?
Here’s the statement released this afternoon by the LA County Sherrif’s Department:
On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in […]

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