July 6th, 2008
Get it? Caddy-jacked?? Like the classic film Caddy Shack, only this is a story about grand theft auto (the crime, not the video game)??
*Sound of crickets.*
Anyhoo, Kendra Wilkinson of Big Love Girls Next Door fame had her Cadilac Escalade stolen last week from the parking lot of an L.A. golf course. It was found […]
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June 2nd, 2008
I kinda, maybe, just a little bit, totally love Living Lohan…
See, unlike E!’s other new reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Not At All Complicated, I AM A Stupid Hooker, the Lohan show entertains us with tales from the eye of the fame-storm, whereas the Denise Richards show just takes us on a sad ride-along with […]
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May 26th, 2008
E! premiered their 2 horrible new Seacrest-produced “reality” shows tonight, and because I love you guys, I watched (well okay, I watched the Denise Richards one, and I TiVo’d Living Lohan, because, well, I already took my Ambien and I want to go to bed!)
To be sure, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is Gawd Awful - […]
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January 7th, 2008
Okay: Hooray for unions. Yay solidarity. Writers are totally getting F’ed in the A… Yadda, yadda, yadda…
All I know is, if we don’t get some star-studded award-show action soon, we’re gonna be very, very angry!
Here’s a short list of reasons why this sucks extra hard:
No Nicole Kidman couture-covered baby-bump.
Ditto for Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, not to […]
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November 28th, 2007
We’re super busy watching the Girls Next Door and Keeping Up With The Kardashians marathons on E! this evening, so let’s get right to it:
This morning we were listening to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM, and (not unlike how we’re glued to the TVs right now) we were rivited!
In case you’re not familiar with “On […]
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November 27th, 2007
No, she didn’t get a tush-reduction, and no, technically it wasn’t “junk” that was pilfered from Kim K at a NY airport - it was $50,000 worth of goodies, including diamond jewelry, a laptop, and a digital camera!
Here’s the scoop: Kim and her sister Kourtney (yes, with a “K” as in “krazy”) were making their […]
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October 30th, 2007
The wait is finally over! “Blackout” has arrived!
Now, we’re sure some of you won’t be reading this for a few hours since you’ve probably been standing in line for days on end at a Virgin Megastore or someplace like that, dressed as your favorite “Slutty Britney,” (a la, a Harry Potter release) - right? Or […]
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October 29th, 2007
If there’s anyone out there that should write a book on parenting, it’s a Spears…
That’s right folks, Lynne (mother of Britney) is writing an inspirational self-help book titled, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. What’s more, this book is already set to be published - Someone actually […]
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October 27th, 2007
FROM THE “TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW” DESK
The A-Listers have been tight-lipped about their rumored romance for months, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught canoodling in Rome and the pictures speak for themselves!
(You’re very welcome)
“I — CAN’T BELIEVE — THEY — DIDN’T CAST ME”
Really? A “Star Trek” movie with Spock but […]
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October 11th, 2007
What the hell, people? Why? WHY??
Britney Spears continued her crusade against underpants yesterday, as she unfurled her weird, freakish vagina - again.
Is this even newsworthy anymore? I think I’ve seen her hoo-ha more times than her gynecologist at this point!
Well, you know what they say about train-wrecks… You just have to look!
Uncensored bajingo pictures from […]
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