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Archive for the ‘E!’ Category

July 6th, 2008

Hugh Hefner’s #3 Girlfriend Caddy-Jacked

Get it? Caddy-jacked?? Like the classic film Caddy Shack, only this is a story about grand theft auto (the crime, not the video game)??
*Sound of crickets.*
Anyhoo, Kendra Wilkinson of Big Love Girls Next Door fame had her Cadilac Escalade stolen last week from the parking lot of an L.A. golf course.  It was found […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

June 2nd, 2008

A Shameful Secret…

I kinda, maybe, just a little bit, totally love Living Lohan…
See, unlike E!’s other new reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Not At All Complicated, I AM A Stupid Hooker, the Lohan show entertains us with tales from the eye of the fame-storm, whereas the Denise Richards show just takes us on a sad ride-along with […]

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May 26th, 2008

Watch Train Leave Station. Watch Train Derail. Enjoy Ensuing Trainwreck.

E! premiered their 2 horrible new Seacrest-produced “reality” shows tonight, and because I love you guys, I watched (well okay, I watched the Denise Richards one, and I TiVo’d Living Lohan, because, well, I already took my Ambien and I want to go to bed!)
To be sure, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is Gawd Awful - […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

January 7th, 2008

No Globes? This Is Some Serious Bull Sh*t!

Okay: Hooray for unions. Yay solidarity. Writers are totally getting F’ed in the A… Yadda, yadda, yadda…
All I know is, if we don’t get some star-studded award-show action soon, we’re gonna be very, very angry!
Here’s a short list of reasons why this sucks extra hard: 

 

No Nicole Kidman couture-covered baby-bump.
Ditto for Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, not to […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 5 comments

November 28th, 2007

No, Britney’s Not Pregnant (Supposedly)

We’re super busy watching the Girls Next Door and Keeping Up With The Kardashians marathons on E! this evening, so let’s get right to it:
This morning we were listening to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM, and (not unlike how we’re glued to the TVs right now) we were rivited!
In case you’re not familiar with “On […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 3 comments

November 27th, 2007

Junk Stolen From Kim Kardashian’s Trunk!

No, she didn’t get a tush-reduction, and no, technically it wasn’t “junk” that was pilfered from Kim K at a NY airport - it was $50,000 worth of goodies, including diamond jewelry, a laptop, and a digital camera!
Here’s the scoop: Kim and her sister Kourtney (yes, with a “K” as in “krazy”) were making their […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

October 30th, 2007

“It’s Britney Bitch”

The wait is finally over! “Blackout” has arrived!

Now, we’re sure some of you won’t be reading this for a few hours since you’ve probably been standing in line for days on end at a Virgin Megastore or someplace like that, dressed as your favorite “Slutty Britney,” (a la, a Harry Potter release) - right? Or […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

October 29th, 2007

Raisin’ Kids, Spears-Style Y’all

If there’s anyone out there that should write a book on parenting, it’s a Spears…

That’s right folks, Lynne (mother of Britney) is writing an inspirational self-help book titled, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. What’s more, this book is already set to be published - Someone actually […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 0 comments

October 27th, 2007

Jake & Reese Get Lovey-Dovey In Rome, The Shat Gets The Shaft, Plus (Gulp) Chris’s Little Crocker

FROM THE “TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW” DESK
The A-Listers have been tight-lipped about their rumored romance for months, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught canoodling in Rome and the pictures speak for themselves!

(You’re very welcome)
“I — CAN’T BELIEVE — THEY — DIDN’T CAST ME”
Really? A “Star Trek” movie with Spock but […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 5 comments

October 11th, 2007

Another Day, Another Britney Crotch-Shot

What the hell, people? Why? WHY??
Britney Spears continued her crusade against underpants yesterday, as she unfurled her weird, freakish vagina - again.
Is this even newsworthy anymore? I think I’ve seen her hoo-ha more times than her gynecologist at this point!
Well, you know what they say about train-wrecks… You just have to look!
Uncensored bajingo pictures from […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 4 comments

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