October 30th, 2007
When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]
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August 31st, 2007
You’d think that if you’re raking in $6.5 million per year, you might take a little better care of yourself…
Foxy footballer, David Beckham, sprained his knee during the final minutes of a game against Mexico’s Pachuca on Wednesday night. A spokesperson for the last-place LA Galaxy informs us that Becks will be out for the […]
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August 22nd, 2007
There are so many weird things about this story, we don’t even know where to start…
AOL is reporting this evening that 56 year old “Caddyshack” star, Bill Murray, was pulled over by Swedish po-po’s in downtown Stockholm Monday morning - in a golf cart - and when the officers noticed a strong smell of booze, […]
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August 22nd, 2007
Paris Hilton, driving on a suspended license: 23 days.
Nicole Richie, DUI: 5 days.
Lindsay Lohan, back-to-back DUI’s, hit and run, insane car chase, cocaine possession: 4 friggin’ days!!
For some completely ass-backwards reason, there is “a strong possibility” that the LA District Attorney’s Office will not file felony charges against Lilo today, and they’re not […]
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August 22nd, 2007
Is she or isn’t she - or was she even ever going to be - performing at the MTV VMA’s?
Britney “Crashing & Burning” Spears was rumored earlier this month to be a “surprise” musical guest (kinda like those “surprise” karaoke concerts she put on a few months ago…) at this year’s big MTV show, but […]
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August 17th, 2007
There are bad songs out there that can be forgotten over time. For example, “Safety Dance” - which will now be so stuck in your head… “You can dance if you want to…”
But songs like “Safety Dance” can’t hold a candle to R. Kelly’s never-ending, too much information filled, JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY […]
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August 10th, 2007
…Or tipping at all for that matter!
So, Scientologist BFF’s, Katie “Married”-to-Tom-Cruise Holmes and Victoria I’m-Really-A-Robot Beckham, had lunch earlier this week at the Mondrian Hotel’s posh restaurant, Asia de Cuba. The bagillionaire buddies wined and dined Scientology-Style (you know how they roll… yeah, I don’t know what that meant…) Anyhoo, Katie picked up the bill, […]
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August 7th, 2007
Where would Hollywood be without a glimpse of Britney Spears’ hoo-ha every few days? Since Hell would have clearly frozen over in that case, we’d be in a bad way!
Everyone’s favorite over-exposed (in more ways than one…) pop-redneck did something - gasp! - dumb yesterday: She hit a parked car! Not only that, but after […]
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August 4th, 2007
By now you may have heard about Lindsay Lohan telling Elle magazine that she would never drink and drive - just hours before her first DUI arrest… The rehab-hopping redhead told the mag:
“…[the paparazzi] are looking for me to trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh, Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ …I’m much more responsible […]
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July 24th, 2007
Yes, dear readers, we’ve got even more Lindsay Lohan for ya! This time however, you don’t have to take our word for it (we heart Reading Rainbow…) but everyone trusts the Associated Press, right?
Here are some thoughts from a Santa Monica police officer and Hollywood insiders, and a re-cap of all the juicy details that […]
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