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Archive for the ‘news’ Category

July 30th, 2008

PROJECT RUNWAY ON TONIGHT AT NINE

No, we are not paid by Heidi just bummed at Bravo’s lack of advertising. Tonight the gang, who frankly are not as interesting as in past seasons, make it work again. Seems like many folks were annoyed at the grocery challenge. TV Guide dissed the “tablecloth ten” for their amazing lack of creativity and courage. We […]

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July 30th, 2008

DIANE LANE TELLS JOSH BROLIN QUIT BOOZE OR ME

Diane Lane has given hubby Josh Brolin an ultimatum: Give up alcohol or give up your wife.  Josh has had several alcohol fueled incidents recently including an arrest in Louisiana and an out of control argument with Sean Penn.   We admire Diane for refusing to enable this man. He needs to step up and […]

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July 30th, 2008

GETTY BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS

Seems like Getty realized a little too late that his wife and kids were more important than a shag with Sienna Miller. Reports are he is furiously emailing his wife, begging to come home. 
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July 29th, 2008

KATE AND LANCE KAPUT

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have parted company. No surprise here. Lance is not interested in settling down and has left some fantastic women in his rear view mirror. Kate you can do a lot better girl.
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July 29th, 2008

EARTHQUAKE IN CHINO HILLS RATTLES NERVES EMPTIES SHELVES

Yes, we do report on breaking news. An earthquake measuring 5.8 shook LA and surrounding counties. Epicenter was near Chino Hills, home to BOSCO - the wonder dog. Bosco and his daddy are reported safe after a brief evacuation - of the apartment not Bosco- sent residents of the apartment complex into the streets. Pictures […]

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July 28th, 2008

PROPS TO BRITNEY

We at StarkedLA have been way harsh to Britney Spears in the past so it is only right to give her credit for making some hard choices and cleaning up her act. Agreeing to mediation and letting KF have sole custody and upping his allowance is a good thing. She is obviously taking her meds […]

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July 28th, 2008

WILL SOMEBODY STOP DENISE RICHARDS - WE BEG YOU

Turns out the reason this lower than the belly of a pregnant ant hideousness went into court was to accuse Charlie of molesting his girls. There is no excuse for making these false accusations and the judge must take those girls away from her NOW. Has this lunatic ever read a single book about the importance of […]

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July 27th, 2008

LOHAN IN MOTORCYCLE MISHAP

Allegedly some poor schmuck on a motorcycle made contact with Lindsay and rather than pick herself up, dust herself off and start all over again she went to the ER. After a thorough exam the docs told her to go home - there was nothing physically wrong with her. Daddy Lohan was relieved Lindsay was all […]

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July 27th, 2008

SAY IT AINT SO MATTHEW

We know it is all over the tabloids but we do not want to believe it. How could Matthew Broderick cheat on little Sarah Jessica Parker, the mother of his very cute son? Frankly we are surprised he managed to get Miss Parker into bed let along a skanky redhead. If this turns out to […]

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July 27th, 2008

“I SMELL. I SMELL.”

OK for those of you who remember Kid N Play… Shia LaBeouf gets his mandatory sub-star DUI and rather than go to jail heads to surgery for his little hand. Enough already. If you drink don’t drive. And if you drive and drink don’t crash into things. And if you do crash into things have the […]

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