Starked LA

Picture This If You Will…

by Starked L.A. Staff on January 16th, 2008

Here is the best EVER description of Britney Spears, via a Betsy Johnson store employee who had the displeasure of a front row seat to the freak show this weekend:

“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.”

Can’t you just imagine this poor guy? All stunned and confused, like one of those people you see in a clip from an out-of-town affiliate news station talking about, say, a drunk moose passing out in their front yard… Go ahead - read that quote again thinking about a shocked little man like that.…

It’s Britney, bitch!

Share This

Related Stories

• “High School Musical” Star Shocker! (Seriously)
• Mariah’s abs
• Showing firecrotch some love
• Getting some credit….
• Is this what a low point looks like?

POSTED IN: Britney Spears, funny, news