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May 13th, 2008

Oh Lord, No

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope Britney Spears just ate too much Mexican food, and is not, in fact, pregnant with her third child:
 

Who would the father even be? Adnan? K-Fed?? Jesus???
B-Spee also rear-ended a car again earlier today, […]

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January 23rd, 2008

Motorcyclist Hit By Brit’s Car

Weren’t we all wondering when this would happen??
Britney’s skeezy boy-toy, Adnan, was driving Miss Crazy last night, when an innocent (read: non-paparazzi) motorist appears to have been side-swiped by that ubiquitous white Benz of hers.
Watch and take note as Brit-Brit leans out the window to flirt with the stunned victim (as if any sane man […]

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January 4th, 2008

Britney Loses Custody - You Don’t Say!

Mess Spears losing custody of her toddler sons is about as shocking as the very fact that she’s on a psychiatric hold in the first place - that is, not shocking at all…
What is a shock? That this didn’t happen sooner…
Spears’ custody has been suspended “until further order of the court.” Another hearing is scheduled […]

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January 3rd, 2008

Britney Shows Up! (Uh, Sort Of…)

Remember yesterday when we told you about Britney not showing up for yet another court-ordered deposition? Believe it or not, at the re-re-re-re-rescheduled depo today, Mess Thang actually graced the K-Fed’s lawyer with her presence… almost two hours late! 
Yep, Brit sucked up all that “anxiety” - and sucked in her gut - and got herself […]

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January 2nd, 2008

Britney Bails On Court (Again) - Lawyers Bail on Britney!

It’s deja vu all over again!

Today Britney “Mother of the Year” Spears was scheduled for her fifth court-ordered deposition (that’s right, her fifth), where she was supposed to take the stand and answer questions about things like, oh, being a crazy ho for example… but as you may have guessed, the Trashtastic Wonder was a […]

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December 24th, 2007

Get Thee To A Free Clinic!

A freak out, a memory card, and… a hotel hookup with a paparazzo?? Um, we guess that’s one way to say thank you, Britney Spears, but really, that photog might want to get a check-up, like, ASAP…
There are so many freaky things going on in this footage of Britney taken in the wee hours […]

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December 21st, 2007

Jaime Lynn Not Shotgunnin’ It

Sure she’s part of a long line of thoroughbred white trash, but that doesn’t mean the younger Spears has to be a pregnant 16-year-old bride to boot!
JL’s baby-daddy’s step-uncle, Mississippian preacher Odus (really) told People that “if they’re not in love… they don’t need to make the same mistake twice.”  Then he called the whole […]

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December 18th, 2007

Jaime Lynn Spears: 16 & Pregnant!

On the one hand, are you effing kidding me?!?
On the other hand, she is a Spears… so there’s that…
Yes, Britney’s 16-year old baby sister, Jaime Lynn is knocked up.  Big Mama Spears, Lynne Spears, tells “OK!” magazine in the issue hitting stands tomorrow, that she was shocked that her other slutastic daughter got herself into […]

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December 12th, 2007

Britney Bails On Court!

Is there anything this b doesn’t eff up?? (Okay, her new song “Piece Of Me” kind of rocks our world right now, but other than that - anything she doesn’t eff up??)
Brit-Brit was ordered to take the stand in court this morning to answer questions about a few things - you know, like her […]

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December 11th, 2007

At Least Her Ass Knows How To Make A Come Back

Okay, so this isn’t exactly “news” per se, but there’s a new picture of Britney Spears’ tush making its rounds, and, well, it’s out duty to show you that booty…
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