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July 15th, 2008

Uma Thurman’s Bumpy Belly

The Kill Bill star’s belly isn’t bumpy in that Tara Reid sort of way - it’s in that baby-on-board sort of way!
Or maybe it’s in a really big pancake breakfast sort of way …Or maybe it’s in one of these many ways… Hmm.
Either way, Uma Thurman, (seen here with her fiance Arpad Busson - whom […]

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July 6th, 2008

Hugh Hefner’s #3 Girlfriend Caddy-Jacked

Get it? Caddy-jacked?? Like the classic film Caddy Shack, only this is a story about grand theft auto (the crime, not the video game)??
*Sound of crickets.*
Anyhoo, Kendra Wilkinson of Big Love Girls Next Door fame had her Cadilac Escalade stolen last week from the parking lot of an L.A. golf course.  It was found […]

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June 30th, 2008

Really, Pamela Anderson? You Wanna Go THERE?

And a few other questions to ponder after watching this clip…
 

What does Pamela Anderson have against Jessica Simpson, and why is she talking about it on Australian radio anyway?
If Jessica Simpson was being “whore”-ish with her “Real Girls Eat Meat” shirt, meaning that the shirt referred to the other, other, other white […]

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June 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Has a Bastard Half-Sister? Sweet!

I hope it’s a redhead. That would be the best!
Indeed, Michael Lohan appears to have fathered a child with a woman who was not his then-wife Dina (my favorite Lohan) some thirteen years ago while he and Dina were on a break.
If only that episode of Friends had aired earlier! Ross and Rachel? Anybody?
And of […]

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June 8th, 2008

Jessica Alba - It’s A Girl!

Congrats go out to Jessica Alba and her hubby Cash Warren, who reportedly welcomed into the world their first little baby, a girl at Cedars Sinai Celebrity Medical Center earlier today. The couple named her Honor Marie Warren.
Big Cash Daddy, 28, was overheard telling friends, “she’s beautiful,” just like her mom, which we assume means […]

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June 2nd, 2008

A Shameful Secret…

I kinda, maybe, just a little bit, totally love Living Lohan…
See, unlike E!’s other new reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Not At All Complicated, I AM A Stupid Hooker, the Lohan show entertains us with tales from the eye of the fame-storm, whereas the Denise Richards show just takes us on a sad ride-along with […]

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May 30th, 2008

And the Award for Cutest Picture of an Old Man Goes to….

Kirk Douglas! For his role in Down the Slide in Red Socks!

Seriously, how adorable is this picture? Those socks! Those skinny little old-man ankles! That kid-at-heart look on his face! Does it get any better?
The 91-year old screen legend, who has donated millions of dollars to help build parks for children all over the […]

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May 30th, 2008

Where’s A Bottomless Pit When You Need One?

The daily trainwreck that is “The View” had a precious little hugging-it-out moment on Thursday, which inevitable lead to Sherry and Elizabeth falling on the ground. Unfortunately the ground was there to break the fall, and they didn’t sink into oblivion.
Maybe next time…
 

Tags: ABC, Celebs, elizabeth, Entertainment, hasselbeck, Hollywood, news, redlasso, shepard, sherry, […]

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May 20th, 2008

Jessica Alba Marries Baby-Daddy

Rumor has it that super-pregnant Jessica Alba married Cash Warren Monday morning at a Bev Hills courthouse.
Married on a Monday morning? That’s odd.
I’ve always liked Jessica A., but am I the only one that gets the distinct impression that she’s really hated being pregnant? She worked out at the gym like, every day, and she […]

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May 13th, 2008

Oh Lord, No

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope Britney Spears just ate too much Mexican food, and is not, in fact, pregnant with her third child:
 

Who would the father even be? Adnan? K-Fed?? Jesus???
B-Spee also rear-ended a car again earlier today, […]

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