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June 22nd, 2008

Mayo is SO Gay…

Hot on the heels of California’s gay marriage bonanza, England has hopped on the bandwagon with this weird commercial for mayonnaise, or, gayonnaise:
 

Best Foods would never have the balls for that!
PS - Can someone explain this commercial to us?? Also, we’d like to just say “gayonnaise” one more time. That was fun.
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April 8th, 2008

SUX 4 U

American Idol darling, Carrie Underwood just told the world that she and maybe -gaybe ex-boyfriend Chase Crawford broke up mutually… and via text message.
Here’s what we imagine it looked like:
Chase: “K-RY: IT’S OVR.  I <3 DUDES.”
Carrie: “RLY??”
Chase: “RLY.”
Carrie: “CAN U NOT TELL PPL THAT PLS??”
Chase: “SRY. 2 L8. I <3 JC CHAZEZ.”
Carrie: “CAN U TELL PPL […]

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March 4th, 2008

Scandalicious!

Wow… Is it just me, or is “American Idol” the juiciest dish in town right now?
First, there was this silliness about boy-bander-turned-rocker, Robbie Carrico, supposedly wearing a wig. I didn’t buy it, but speaking of things that are gay…
David Hernandez spend the last 3 years giving men all-nude lap dances at a bar called Dick’s […]

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February 25th, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comeback (It’s Gay-Tastic!)

It’s Jimmy’s stars-studded answer to girlfriend Sarah Silverman’s infamous (and totally awesome) confessional music video, “I’m F**king Matt Damon” - and I don’t care what anyone else says; it’s fan-f**king-tastic!
Here we have Jimmy K, who is, of course, banging Ben Afflck for sweet, sweet revenge. The video for their hot man-on-man love-song features the acting […]

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January 18th, 2008

Too Good For Words!

Tom Cruise Scientology Video…. THE DANCE VERSION!
It’s so sweet… As Perez sez, “Ch-ch-check it out!“

But wait - there’s more!
Let’s not leave out this fun remix (see also: “Isn’t It Bromantic?“)
 

 
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December 12th, 2007

Isn’t It Bromantic?

Is it just us, or this friendship (or bromance) getting a little, well, straight in a Tom Cruise kind of way?
Not there’s anything wrong with it!
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October 31st, 2007

Was Lance Bass Married? To A Chick? And Speaking Of Guys Named Lance, Ashley Olsen + Lance Armstrong??

THE GAY DIVORCE
The openly gay former N’Sync-er, who’s busy promoting his new memoir, Out of Sync, just told E! News that back in “like ‘99, 2000″ he got hitched — to a woman — in fabulous Las Vegas! The secret ex-Mrs. Bass was even his girlfriend at the time. Whoops! One too many […]

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