July 4th, 2008
God bless America, indeed - we came up with the Muppets, and that’s enough for me!
Happy B-Day, US o’ A!
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June 14th, 2008
So it’s mid-June, and that means it’s time for breakin’ out the grill. Now, being an apartment gal myself, I haven’t had much of a chance to BBQ, but I thought, hey- why not look into buying a ‘Q on Craigslist, you know, just in case I get up the nerve to start that uncontrollable […]
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May 30th, 2008
Kirk Douglas! For his role in Down the Slide in Red Socks!
Seriously, how adorable is this picture? Those socks! Those skinny little old-man ankles! That kid-at-heart look on his face! Does it get any better?
The 91-year old screen legend, who has donated millions of dollars to help build parks for children all over the […]
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January 31st, 2008
Read this amazing article about a paparazzo who’s actually sick of himself!
An LA-based photog named Nick Stern has just quit his full time job of stalking Britney Spears for Splash News (who, we might add, refuses to let our company use even the tiniest of their pics) to protest the constant, out-of-control, and extremely dangerous […]
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January 30th, 2008
This is bananas…
Mmm… a banana sounds soooo good right now!
In all seriousness though folks - agree with it or not, you gotta love being on the forefront, right? How revolutionary of LA!
We’re so proud…
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January 29th, 2008
We’re just gonna throw this out there and see what happens…
Our girl P-Hil has been going to all kinds of lesbian shindigs lately - and as fascinating as that all is, we have to ask: what’s the deal with the brown wig?
First, there was the premier party for Showtime’s sapphic fan […]
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January 21st, 2008
No, we’re not talking about the amazing news that Shitney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today - we’re talking about something even more incredible, even more monumental - even more life-changing!
Gossip Gangsta, Perez Hilton, has come up with what might be the one and and only plausible solution for L.A.’s paparazzi pandemic! Perez […]
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January 10th, 2008
‘Cause it should be this:
The Hottest Chick In L.A. Contest!!
Alls you gotta do is bring your resume and your head-shot (what, you don’t have a head-shot?!) to The Office Club here in La-La Land this Friday or Saturday, and you could win $1000!
Just don’t blame us if the real prize turns out to be… you […]
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December 24th, 2007
A freak out, a memory card, and… a hotel hookup with a paparazzo?? Um, we guess that’s one way to say thank you, Britney Spears, but really, that photog might want to get a check-up, like, ASAP…
There are so many freaky things going on in this footage of Britney taken in the wee hours […]
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December 21st, 2007
Sure she’s part of a long line of thoroughbred white trash, but that doesn’t mean the younger Spears has to be a pregnant 16-year-old bride to boot!
JL’s baby-daddy’s step-uncle, Mississippian preacher Odus (really) told People that “if they’re not in love… they don’t need to make the same mistake twice.” Then he called the whole […]
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