June 29th, 2008
I hope it’s a redhead. That would be the best!
Indeed, Michael Lohan appears to have fathered a child with a woman who was not his then-wife Dina (my favorite Lohan) some thirteen years ago while he and Dina were on a break.
If only that episode of Friends had aired earlier! Ross and Rachel? Anybody?
And of […]
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June 5th, 2008
You know that one e-mail you get every few months from a coworker about how scientist have discovered the miracle cure for all stress, and when you scroll down to see what this magical medical marvel is there’s a picture of a bottle marked “Fuckitol” (along with strict and threatening instructions to forward to 10 […]
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June 2nd, 2008
I kinda, maybe, just a little bit, totally love Living Lohan…
See, unlike E!’s other new reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Not At All Complicated, I AM A Stupid Hooker, the Lohan show entertains us with tales from the eye of the fame-storm, whereas the Denise Richards show just takes us on a sad ride-along with […]
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May 27th, 2008
Did ya hear the one about Lindsay Lohan dating Pete Doherty Samantha Ronson? It goes a little something like this.
Well now, a year later, it looks like LiLo (or LezLo as Perez has taken to calling her) has kicked things up a notch with her “special lady friend.” Rumor has it that days after pictures […]
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May 26th, 2008
E! premiered their 2 horrible new Seacrest-produced “reality” shows tonight, and because I love you guys, I watched (well okay, I watched the Denise Richards one, and I TiVo’d Living Lohan, because, well, I already took my Ambien and I want to go to bed!)
To be sure, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is Gawd Awful - […]
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May 12th, 2008
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when I’m all coked out and then just when I need ‘em, I can’t find my knee pads! Well thank goodness for Lindsay Lohan, because she has finally invented pants with the knee pads built right in!
Lilo got some good head…shots and picked a couple of models to […]
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February 21st, 2008
In case you haven’t noticed, StarkedLA (and our entire b5media network) has been having some hardcore technical issues this month - you know, like the site not being here at all sometimes, and on our end, not being able to post our juicy juice every day… It’s been rough for you, we know…
So here’s a short list of […]
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February 18th, 2008
Today’s big news? Lilo is showing her girlie bits - deliberately - in this week’s New York Magazine.
Linds is front and center - and did we mention nude? - in this recreation of Marilyn Monroe’s famous “Last Sitting” by the original photographer, Bert Stern.
Hmm… same photographer, same location, same poses… let’s all hope […]
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February 9th, 2008
Well, I guess this is news…
Awe, who are we kidding? We just needed to meet quota…
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January 21st, 2008
No, we’re not talking about the amazing news that Shitney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today - we’re talking about something even more incredible, even more monumental - even more life-changing!
Gossip Gangsta, Perez Hilton, has come up with what might be the one and and only plausible solution for L.A.’s paparazzi pandemic! Perez […]
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