June 15th, 2008
Ah, Father’s Day. It’s the perfect time to remember all of our favorite celebrity dads (or, celebri-dads) who’ve wowed us over the last year with their stellar parenting skills and whatnot. Here we go:
1. Kevin Federline. Well this one goes without saying! Even the big wigs at Las Vegas club Prive in Planet Hollywood agree […]
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May 26th, 2008
E! premiered their 2 horrible new Seacrest-produced “reality” shows tonight, and because I love you guys, I watched (well okay, I watched the Denise Richards one, and I TiVo’d Living Lohan, because, well, I already took my Ambien and I want to go to bed!)
To be sure, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is Gawd Awful - […]
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May 12th, 2008
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when I’m all coked out and then just when I need ‘em, I can’t find my knee pads! Well thank goodness for Lindsay Lohan, because she has finally invented pants with the knee pads built right in!
Lilo got some good head…shots and picked a couple of models to […]
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January 3rd, 2008
Sobriety can be so hard, can’t it?
Here, we have La Lohan ringing in the new year in Italy (where she was accepting an award for career achievement - the Italians think she’s peeked) when - whoops! - she grabs a bottle o’ bubbly and takes a vintage-Lindsay swigaroo…
So, while this is newsworthy by our standards […]
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October 6th, 2007
That’s right folks - she’s baaaa-aaaack! What? Did you think she was actually gonna, like, stay somewhere without paparazzi or something?? The horror!
No more macaroni crafts and lanyard-making (or whatever it is they do in Utah…) Lindsay Lohan has reportedly checked out of the Cirque Lodge, and is headed back here to her old snorting-grounds, […]
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September 19th, 2007
Well, we’ve all known this since, um…. Britney got pregnant the first time, but now it’s official!
The judge in The Battle of Brit and K-Fed made it clear yesterday that the fallen pop-star is a habitual druggie and booze hound, who is not to spank her kids, have anyone else spank the kids, or talk […]
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August 23rd, 2007
First things first:
Nicole Richie checked into jail!
Eighty-two minutes later, she was released. Uh… Good behavior?
Here’s the statement released this afternoon by the LA County Sherrif’s Department:
On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in […]
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August 22nd, 2007
Paris Hilton, driving on a suspended license: 23 days.
Nicole Richie, DUI: 5 days.
Lindsay Lohan, back-to-back DUI’s, hit and run, insane car chase, cocaine possession: 4 friggin’ days!!
For some completely ass-backwards reason, there is “a strong possibility” that the LA District Attorney’s Office will not file felony charges against Lilo today, and they’re not […]
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