June 14th, 2008
So it’s mid-June, and that means it’s time for breakin’ out the grill. Now, being an apartment gal myself, I haven’t had much of a chance to BBQ, but I thought, hey- why not look into buying a ‘Q on Craigslist, you know, just in case I get up the nerve to start that uncontrollable […]
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May 30th, 2008
Kirk Douglas! For his role in Down the Slide in Red Socks!
Seriously, how adorable is this picture? Those socks! Those skinny little old-man ankles! That kid-at-heart look on his face! Does it get any better?
The 91-year old screen legend, who has donated millions of dollars to help build parks for children all over the […]
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February 24th, 2008
Awe… Merci, Marion Cotillard!
Yours truly,
Los Angeles
PS: Congrats on the Oscar!
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January 30th, 2008
This is bananas…
Mmm… a banana sounds soooo good right now!
In all seriousness though folks - agree with it or not, you gotta love being on the forefront, right? How revolutionary of LA!
We’re so proud…
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January 26th, 2008
Remember back in May when Australian officials busted Sylvester Stallone for having 48 vials of human growth hormone - better known to professional baseball players and the cast of the new American Gladiators as HGH? Well, the jumbo “Rambo” is making no apologies - in fact, he’s recommending the stuff to any man over […]
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January 21st, 2008
No, we’re not talking about the amazing news that Shitney Spears actually showed up for her deposition today - we’re talking about something even more incredible, even more monumental - even more life-changing!
Gossip Gangsta, Perez Hilton, has come up with what might be the one and and only plausible solution for L.A.’s paparazzi pandemic! Perez […]
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January 10th, 2008
‘Cause it should be this:
The Hottest Chick In L.A. Contest!!
Alls you gotta do is bring your resume and your head-shot (what, you don’t have a head-shot?!) to The Office Club here in La-La Land this Friday or Saturday, and you could win $1000!
Just don’t blame us if the real prize turns out to be… you […]
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December 5th, 2007
We’ve narrowed down our fan suggestions to these four front-runners, and it’s up to YOU to pick the best one!
Will it be The Starked Raving Mad Awards? The Starkies? The El Burro Tush-es? Or, The Boscars, in honor of this handsome devil? We just don’t know!
It’s our year-end best-of-the-worst round-up award, and YOU’RE gonna name […]
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November 25th, 2007
Yeah, we thought that was a load o’ crap too…
While we were busy mentally preparing to stuff out faces full of turkey and cranberry sauce and whatnot last week, we completely missed out on this hilarious act of faux-humility by one of our favorite faux-celebrities, Kim Kardashian.
Here’s the gigantic fame-whore doing her best, “no… don’t […]
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November 9th, 2007
More news from The Unfitney Files:
Last night, Britney had her two sons for a little visit-poo, and she took them for a spin. Sounds scary enough already, right? Well, it get’s worse…
With her court-appointed parenting couch (who already thinks B’s an effing moron) crouching down in the front seat (fearing for her life, we assume) and the babies […]
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