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July 6th, 2008

Hugh Hefner’s #3 Girlfriend Caddy-Jacked

Get it? Caddy-jacked?? Like the classic film Caddy Shack, only this is a story about grand theft auto (the crime, not the video game)??
*Sound of crickets.*
Anyhoo, Kendra Wilkinson of Big Love Girls Next Door fame had her Cadilac Escalade stolen last week from the parking lot of an L.A. golf course.  It was found […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 2 comments

July 6th, 2008

Wine House-Arrested

Everyone’s favorite beehived chanteuse, Amy Winehouse (seen here rubbing her tuchis on a deli case earlier in the week) is reportedly under 24-hour surveillance in her own home to make sure that she’s not doing anything, um, unhealthy, by order of her record label.
Wait, they can do that?? Why didn’t they try this months ago?
In […]

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June 29th, 2008

The Five News Stories That Made Me Nauseated This Week

1. The Vern Troyer sex tape. Seriously nauseating, not just in an “oh ha, ha, that’s so gross”-way. In a “I’m really gonna go throw up now”-way.
2. Booty Sweat, the delicious new beverage from the creators of Black Robert Downey, Jr. On a scale of 1-5 of nausea-inducement, I’ll give this one a 2.8.
3. This […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 3 comments

June 29th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Has a Bastard Half-Sister? Sweet!

I hope it’s a redhead. That would be the best!
Indeed, Michael Lohan appears to have fathered a child with a woman who was not his then-wife Dina (my favorite Lohan) some thirteen years ago while he and Dina were on a break.
If only that episode of Friends had aired earlier! Ross and Rachel? Anybody?
And of […]

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June 28th, 2008

Ah They Oah Ahn’t They? A Divohce Countdown, Lovies.

Didja like my fake British accent there? I was channeling my inner Madonna in honor of this story.
But that is the big question this week: Are Madonna and Mr. Madonna, Guy Ritchie, divorcing or what?
The rumors have been going around for months - if not years - that this couple have hopped the train to […]

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June 28th, 2008

Amy Winehouse Shows Us How NOT Act At Nelson Mandela’s 90th Birthday Concert

Oh Nelson Mandela… Like you haven’t been through enough? Now some cracked-out loony white girl has to hit guests during her performance at your big 90th birthday celebration? That sucks.
 

Naomi Campbell must be pissied!
UPDATE: As commenter Oracle has pointed out, that was footage from a different cracked-out Amy Winehouse performance at the Glastonbury […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 1 comment

June 27th, 2008

Strike That Pose, John McCain!

Ah the green-screen. Endless possibilities!
Here we have presidential hopeful John McCain, starring what is so far the best re-deux of his boooooring speech earlier this month, which, by the grace of God and to the elation of überool computer nerds everywhere, was given in front of a magical green screen. It’s a thing of genius, […]

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June 24th, 2008

Take That, You Squid Brains!

Kanye West has gotten a lot of flack recently for starting his set at the Bonnaroo Music Festival two hours late - because, as everyone knows, you do NOT keep a bunch of stoned alt-rock fans waiting!
 
Image details: BAPE Store Opening - Arrivals served by picapp.com
 So Kanye, never one to let some critisism go […]

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June 19th, 2008

Snoop Goes Country - And The Result Is Awesomeness

In yet another sign of the impending apocalypse, rap supastar Snoop Dogg has paired up with Willie Nelson for a country/hip-hop (or, “Country-Hop” if you will) song called “My Medicine,” and it’s about that very special medicine that we all know Snoopers and Willie N are rather fond of:
 

It’s Willie  friggin’ Nelson people! […]

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June 15th, 2008

Happy Father’s Day, Celebri-dads!

Ah, Father’s Day. It’s the perfect time to remember all of our favorite celebrity dads (or, celebri-dads) who’ve wowed us over the last year with their stellar parenting skills and whatnot. Here we go:
1. Kevin Federline. Well this one goes without saying! Even the big wigs at Las Vegas club Prive in Planet Hollywood agree […]

By Starked L.A. Staff -- 7 comments

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