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January 30th, 2008

RANT: Is It Just Us, Or Are The Paparazzi Getting Even Ruder?

We admit it. We watch the TMZ show. We hate ourselves for it, we realize we’re part of the problem, but we just can’t quit…
So, while bitterly watching tonight’s yawntastic episode, it was hard not to notice this disturbing trend of a cockier, entitled new breed of paparazzi, who think they’ve somehow transcended from lowly […]

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January 29th, 2008

Paris - Ladies Prefer Brunettes?

We’re just gonna throw this out there and see what happens…
Our girl P-Hil has been going to all kinds of lesbian shindigs lately - and as fascinating as that all is, we have to ask: what’s the deal with the brown wig?

First, there was the premier party for Showtime’s sapphic fan […]

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December 1st, 2007

Paris’ New Lips: W… T… F??

We saw this picture of Paris Hilton today, and almost threw up in our mouths… Brace yourselves…
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October 30th, 2007

The Starked L.A. Guide To Halloween Hotness!

When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]

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October 7th, 2007

Pamela Anderson Weds King of Night-Vision Porn!

Good grief - or, as my mother would say, “Jesus, Mary and Saint Joseph!”
Pammy has said said “I do” for the third time - well, technically the sixth time, since she had three ridiculous wedding ceremonies with Kid Rock last year - this time marrying Paris Hilton’s ex-videographer, Rick Solomon.
The two wed last night at […]

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September 26th, 2007

Was The “Hotel Rwanda” a Hilton??

Awe… That’s a good movie….
There are just too many jokes here: “Rwanda: That’s Hot!” “The Simple Life: West Africa” “Do These Refugees Make Me Look Fat??” “Lock up your small furry, animals, Africa - Paris is coming!” (Got any more gems, readers? Please - do share…)
So, yes, socialiterrific ex-con, Paris Hilton, is going to pull […]

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August 23rd, 2007

Nicole, Lindsay… What A Gossip-Tastic Day!

First things first:
Nicole Richie checked into jail!
Eighty-two minutes later, she was released. Uh… Good behavior?
Here’s the statement released this afternoon by the LA County Sherrif’s Department:
On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in […]

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August 22nd, 2007

Lucky Lindsay’s Celebrity Justice

Paris Hilton, driving on a suspended license: 23 days.
Nicole Richie, DUI: 5 days.
Lindsay Lohan, back-to-back DUI’s, hit and run, insane car chase, cocaine possession: 4 friggin’ days!!
For some completely ass-backwards reason, there is “a strong possibility” that the LA District Attorney’s Office will not file felony charges against Lilo today, and they’re not […]

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