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July 4th, 2008

Happy 4th of July from StarkedLA.com and The Muppets!

God bless America, indeed - we came up with the Muppets, and that’s enough for me!
 

Happy B-Day, US o’ A!
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February 10th, 2008

What An A-Hole

You know how we really hate the paparazzi right now? Well, here’s another TMZ clip that illustrates just why that is…
Note the hugely obnoxious “pap” yelling such gems as, “Give us a flash, Britney!” referring to the pop mess’s penchant for showing us her hoo-ha, and “Blou-bleh-blou-bleh-blou-bleh-blou-bleh!!” referring to… um, yeah… we have no idea why […]

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January 31st, 2008

Bosco’s Quote of the Day!

Back-to-back Bosco quotes? Ay Chihuahua!
Starked LA’s sleuthing spokesdog, B-Diddy, just loved this little quote today. And the the craziest thing? It really is kind of newsworthy!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!!
Tags: Bosco’s Quote of the Day, Celebrities, chihuahua, Crazy, Dogs, Entertainment, funny, Gossip, jacko, Michael Jackson, starekdla.com, stark, Starked, Starked LA, StarkedLAShare This

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January 30th, 2008

Dude…

This is bananas…
Mmm… a banana sounds soooo good right now!
In all seriousness though folks - agree with it or not, you gotta love being on the forefront, right? How revolutionary of LA!
We’re so proud…
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January 26th, 2008

Sly Hearts HGH

Remember back in May when Australian officials busted Sylvester Stallone for having 48 vials of human growth hormone - better known to professional baseball players and the cast of the new American Gladiators as HGH? Well, the jumbo “Rambo” is making no apologies - in fact, he’s recommending the stuff to any man over […]

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January 23rd, 2008

Motorcyclist Hit By Brit’s Car

Weren’t we all wondering when this would happen??
Britney’s skeezy boy-toy, Adnan, was driving Miss Crazy last night, when an innocent (read: non-paparazzi) motorist appears to have been side-swiped by that ubiquitous white Benz of hers.
Watch and take note as Brit-Brit leans out the window to flirt with the stunned victim (as if any sane man […]

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January 16th, 2008

Picture This If You Will…

Here is the best EVER description of Britney Spears, via a Betsy Johnson store employee who had the displeasure of a front row seat to the freak show this weekend:
“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold […]

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January 14th, 2008

Yawn.

Unfitney didn’t show up for court today (again) due to her head (nasty weave du jour and all) being solidly and hopelessly lodged up her own ass (again) and she lost custody of her two sons “indefinitely” (again!)

Next trainwreck please!
Documents courtesy of TMZ.
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January 12th, 2008

X-Tina: Baby Maybe Not?

UPDATE: Us Weekly seems to be the only “news” outlet trying to convince us that Aguilera’s still preggers, so we’re just gonna go ahead and  say that this rumor is not true - She had a baby boy!

Okay, we’re getting REALLY tired of retracting stories (Pamela Anderson - we’re looking at you!) But in the […]

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January 10th, 2008

Just A Rumor?

Last night, we told you that sex-tape-making “Baywatch” babe Pamela Anderson might be knocked up with her sex-tape-making soon-to-be ex-hubby Rick Salomon’s baby - but is it just blogosphere balony??
Pammy posted the following on her own blog first thing thim morning:

“No.
No.”

What does that mean? No to the pregnancy rumor? No to both the preggo rumor […]

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