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February 10th, 2008

What An A-Hole

You know how we really hate the paparazzi right now? Well, here’s another TMZ clip that illustrates just why that is…
Note the hugely obnoxious “pap” yelling such gems as, “Give us a flash, Britney!” referring to the pop mess’s penchant for showing us her hoo-ha, and “Blou-bleh-blou-bleh-blou-bleh-blou-bleh!!” referring to… um, yeah… we have no idea why […]

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January 30th, 2008

RANT: Is It Just Us, Or Are The Paparazzi Getting Even Ruder?

We admit it. We watch the TMZ show. We hate ourselves for it, we realize we’re part of the problem, but we just can’t quit…
So, while bitterly watching tonight’s yawntastic episode, it was hard not to notice this disturbing trend of a cockier, entitled new breed of paparazzi, who think they’ve somehow transcended from lowly […]

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January 30th, 2008

Dude…

This is bananas…
Mmm… a banana sounds soooo good right now!
In all seriousness though folks - agree with it or not, you gotta love being on the forefront, right? How revolutionary of LA!
We’re so proud…
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January 29th, 2008

Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey!

Looks like little Kingston is gonna have to share his Coolest Baby In Town title - Gwen Stefani is pregnant again!

The 38-year old singer/designer/all around super-star and her hot, hot hubby, Gavin Rossdale, confirmed the baby news today after Gavin’s dad spilled the beans to People magazine!
It just goes to show you, kiddies: You’ll […]

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January 27th, 2008

Angie Is So Pregnant

Well, tonight was the SAG Awards (click here for a full list of winners) and let me tell you, this red carpet didn’t come a minute too soon!
As we told you two weeks ago, Angelina Jolie is super pregnant. First, there was this picture of the sexiest woman on Earth looking more, um, endowed than […]

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January 26th, 2008

Sly Hearts HGH

Remember back in May when Australian officials busted Sylvester Stallone for having 48 vials of human growth hormone - better known to professional baseball players and the cast of the new American Gladiators as HGH? Well, the jumbo “Rambo” is making no apologies - in fact, he’s recommending the stuff to any man over […]

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January 23rd, 2008

Motorcyclist Hit By Brit’s Car

Weren’t we all wondering when this would happen??
Britney’s skeezy boy-toy, Adnan, was driving Miss Crazy last night, when an innocent (read: non-paparazzi) motorist appears to have been side-swiped by that ubiquitous white Benz of hers.
Watch and take note as Brit-Brit leans out the window to flirt with the stunned victim (as if any sane man […]

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January 16th, 2008

Picture This If You Will…

Here is the best EVER description of Britney Spears, via a Betsy Johnson store employee who had the displeasure of a front row seat to the freak show this weekend:
“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold […]

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January 14th, 2008

Yawn.

Unfitney didn’t show up for court today (again) due to her head (nasty weave du jour and all) being solidly and hopelessly lodged up her own ass (again) and she lost custody of her two sons “indefinitely” (again!)

Next trainwreck please!
Documents courtesy of TMZ.
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January 13th, 2008

We Heart John Meyer

Paris? Nicole? Lindsay? Mischa? Cast of “Lost”? Pay close attention…

Here’s a message that John Meyer posted on his official blog yesterday, and we have to tell ya, he’s kinda rockin’ our world - even more so than usual! Read and learn, friends, read and learn:
“UNDER THE (IMPRESSION I CAN) INFLUENCE (PEOPLE AROUND ME)
I’m taking to […]

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