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January 31st, 2008

It’s TMZ’s World, We Just Live In It

Yes, Britaroo is still in the loving care of UCLA’s psych team, where HIPAA-hating employees are apparently selling TMI deets about the pop-patient to TMZ, such as…
Why Britcakes should really keep her panties on (hint: we don’t call her “Shitney” Spears for nothing…)
I wonder how much TMZ paid for the hospital crew’s souls?
Tags: Britney […]

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January 30th, 2008

RANT: Is It Just Us, Or Are The Paparazzi Getting Even Ruder?

We admit it. We watch the TMZ show. We hate ourselves for it, we realize we’re part of the problem, but we just can’t quit…
So, while bitterly watching tonight’s yawntastic episode, it was hard not to notice this disturbing trend of a cockier, entitled new breed of paparazzi, who think they’ve somehow transcended from lowly […]

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January 16th, 2008

Picture This If You Will…

Here is the best EVER description of Britney Spears, via a Betsy Johnson store employee who had the displeasure of a front row seat to the freak show this weekend:
“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold […]

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January 14th, 2008

Yawn.

Unfitney didn’t show up for court today (again) due to her head (nasty weave du jour and all) being solidly and hopelessly lodged up her own ass (again) and she lost custody of her two sons “indefinitely” (again!)

Next trainwreck please!
Documents courtesy of TMZ.
Tags: Britney, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Celebs, Court, custody, divorce, Federline, Hollywood, K-Fed, […]

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January 3rd, 2008

Lindsay Celebrates The New Year, Old School

Sobriety can be so hard, can’t it?
Here, we have La Lohan ringing in the new year in Italy (where she was accepting an award for career achievement - the Italians think she’s peeked) when - whoops! - she grabs a bottle o’ bubbly and takes a vintage-Lindsay swigaroo…

So, while this is newsworthy by our standards […]

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December 26th, 2007

E to the N to the G-A-G-E-D!

He’s super hot, she’s Fergalicious, and now, are they finally engaged??
That’s right, dear readers - it’s been an on and off rumor for months, but “Las Vegas” star Josh Duhamel and The Duchess Fergie Ferg are getting hitched!  Congrats!!
That’s great news and all, but our favorite part of this story, is actually how the news […]

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November 26th, 2007

Tara Needs A Good “Scrub”-ing…

She stinky and she’s stanky, she’s all together skanky…. She’s Tara Reid!
The professional party-ho will not be making any more appearances on NBC’s “Scrubs” in the near future. Why? Because she stinks - and not just as an actress!
According to Rush & Malloy, “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence told some wonderful blabbermouth at the New […]

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November 6th, 2007

Welcome To The Creep Show: David Copperfield Edition

Remember that whole “David Copperfield Raped Me in the Bahamas” thing? We thought you might… Anyhoo, supposedly D.C. would pick out chicks from the audience as being worthy of his magic wand (that was just too easy) and have his stagehands woo them backstage.
Okay, kinda creepy, but it’s still a little rockstar, right? I mean, […]

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October 30th, 2007

No Custody For Britney!

“New CD? Check. Perty new weave? Check. Kids? Uh… oh, crap….”

That’s right, dear readers: In a not-at-all-shocking decision, the Commissioner presiding over what we at Starked L.A. like to call, “The Great Britney-K-Fed Custody War ‘07″ flat out denied Brit’s petition to regain custody of her two sons today!
The trash-tastic pop-mom will get three day-time […]

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October 30th, 2007

The Starked L.A. Guide To Halloween Hotness!

When you get right down to it, once you’re too old to trick-or-treat, Halloween’s really all about dressing like A) a slutty, slutty slut-slut, or B) a trannie.
For some lucky people, you can even do both (see below)!
So, are you all dragged-out with nowhere to go? Fear not! Starked L.A.’s got you covered, with […]

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